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Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by madmonkey37, Feb 20, 2009.

  1. madmonkey37

    madmonkey37 Contributing Member

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    A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair parts into his rectum, causing extensive bleeding, which he succumbed to before medical attention could stem the flow.

    The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.

    The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth.

    In fact, it seems a spate of such incidents were reported at the hospital – 3 such injuries caused by exploding chairs were reported this month, perhaps indicating an influx of poorly manufactured chairs into the area. In 2007 a similar accident also propelled a 20cm part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe 5cm wound; he survived.

    The illustrated chair shows the severity of such a cylinder malfunction.

    We do not hear where the chair parts in question were made, though of course with the accident occurring in China it is likely there that they were made.

    Three factors are implicated in such accidents:

    1. The gas in the cylinder is contaminated with gases other than nitrogen.
    2. The materials used in the cylinder are deficient, reducing the durability of the part.
    3. The cylinder is not completely airtight.

    Oil based hydraulic devices are said to be safer, but most such chairs on the market today use gas cylinders; naturally these tend to be made in China, where this accident occurred.

    The boy in question weighed 80kg (certainly a fair amount for a 14-year-old Asian youth), which might have been a factor (though this will not reassure heavier framed non-Asian adults); it is suggested that using such chairs without placing excessive pressure on the cylinder is advisable – otherwise sitting on a steel plate might help.

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    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/02/20/chair-kills-boy-by-anal-penetration/

    I think ill go replace my chair I've had since my freshmen year of college.
     
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  2. Nice Rollin

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    Gonna go buy a new chair tommorow. One without a compressed cylinder.

    Thanks
     
  4. Yonkers

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    wtf? I'm sitting on one of those right now
     
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    You might want to mention that the link is NSFW!
     
  7. The Hunted

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    Damn, that's horrible.
     
  8. The_Yoyo

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    dude we have a bunch of those type chairs at work....


    damn i am scared of sitting in my chair now....


    i think i am going to just sit on the floor the rest of the day here


    I feel bad for the boy and his family something like this is just a tradegy and a boy of 14 years?
     
  9. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    80 kg?? What a horrible way to die. :(
     
  11. madmonkey37

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    Its possible, the website i linked, links a japanese blog as its source.
     
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    What in the ****? Sheesh that's awful.
     
  13. Wakko67

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    S**t! Me too.
     
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    That's why I use a fold out.
     
  15. what

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    How do you tell what type you have? I am confused.
     
  16. Yonkers

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    If you have one of those height-adjustable ones you likely have it. There would be a handle on the side that will let you raise and lower your seat. Plus, when you sit down it sinks a bit and when you get it up pops up a bit.
     
  17. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.

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    Death by explosive metal anal penetration?

    That has to be one of the worst ways to go.
     
  18. Uprising

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    That's one interesting website you visited to find this story. :eek:
     
  19. what

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    Idk, I have a leather chair and it adjusts but it definitely isn't one of those cheap chairs pictured in the article. Mine doesn't feel like I'm sitting on air.
     
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    LOL i was about to say the same....that site has some fked up ****
     

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