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CF Freestyle Session

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TdashDUB, Feb 4, 2013.

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  1. TdashDUB

    TdashDUB Member

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    ...I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm so f**king bored
    Trying to kill time 'fore I'm swinging my sword
    To slay the type of vag, people always wished they had
    It can only mean good, when I say she got it bad
    But back to the topic. Favorite team? rockets
    Stoned on clutchfans, start posting, never stop it
    Until the high's low, pack some more hydro
    Until my eyes closed, or I smoke til I'm broke
    Couldn't give a fried yolk if your eggs haven't hatched
    I'm a certified pro, never beg for the ass
    Your flag's half mast, Mine's waving so rapid
    Hence the reason she's excited when I text "Can I tap it?"
    But I'm just having fun, being dumb on some rap sh-t
    Somebody grab the mic and go flex something massive

    Word..


    Just freestyle.. be silly.. kill time.. pad your post count..
    Cheers!
     
  2. BigBird

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    i made a rhyme just in time
     
  3. LAFIRMA22

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    I recorded this earlier!

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VY-JOD3P_Bw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  4. Felixthecat

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    I'm the realist Htown Latin, penis skin feels like satin, got your girl in my whip and all you hear is her gaggin. :cool:
     
  5. SK34

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    (Do you believe) they could call you the greatest
    So you pay your bills but you barely made it?

    (Do you believe) that it's all on your shoulders
    And everything would seem clear if you stayed sober?

    (Do you believe) that your heart is really in it
    When you know most these folks ain’t impressed with your vision?

    (Do you believe) that this pep talk
    Will keep you in top form when so many fell off?

    (Do you believe) that the world feels your pain?
    It's kill or be killed, can you keep what you claimed?

    (Do you believe) that you really can sustain
    This lifestyle, Sky Miles, ballin' in the chains?

    (Do you believe) that these *****s really **** with you?
    When you hit rock bottom, look how many stuck with you

    (Do you believe) that the devil's all around?
    If he knocking at your door, have strength to turn him down

    (Do you believe) they can barely hear the real ****?
    In a world of fantasies, can you be a realist?

    (Do you believe) that the governments concealing
    Their true intentions, apprehending those that won't be pillaged?

    (Do you believe) that doing right will make you richer?
    And just because you paid these white folks still won't call you ******??

    (Do you believe) that you can sacrifice it all
    When the ball's in your court and your time has been called?

    (Do you believe) that God will forgive you?
    For those times that you didn’t let Him steer you?
    For those times that you up and lost faith
    Cause you swore He couldn’t hear you and nothing ever changed??

    (Do you believe) that screaming out His name
    When you lost your best friend is what really helped the pain??

    (Do you believe) that you never loved fame
    And you wouldn’t miss a dime if you lost it all today??

    I'm too good.
     
  6. Shroopy2

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    I make a post in here, a place more concentrated
    cuz the rap battle thread was a bit too tainted
    Not because that white people can't rap
    They really can, just didnt feel like starting crap

    I don't normally do this, busting out with rappin
    though a little break away from all the threads with fappin
    Stilll, I flow SICK, flow like I'm bustin a big nut in
    After looking at a bikini pic from Kate Upton

    Last week in review, Houston All Star Game Weekend
    Crowd was quiet, but its something we're used to seein
    Lot of the same, lots of of colored folks to blame
    For the shutdown of the Galleria, can't they EVER be tamed?

    (Just kidding) If we keep on taking about that then
    This post might get moved into the Debate & Discussion
    So instead of talking about things with race motivation
    Will probably go back into threads of Best Ass and Best Combination

    First CF Freestyle was kinda weak, but didnt do too bad

    Do any of you have RHYMES that YOU can ADD?

    :p

    (Merge if necessary. ALL the CF CYPHERS )

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  7. CourtOfDreams

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    How is it a freestyle if you type it...
     
  8. fallenphoenix

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    oh look, we have a smartass,
    he must be the top of his class,
    we're just here chillin' cuz we have some time to pass
     
  9. HR Dept

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    Freestyle?! Get off yo ass and on yo feet child. Too much money to be made, while y'all rapin Internet style.
     
  10. SwoLy-D

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    Uhhhhh, the white people rapper thread is [thread=233983]this way[/thread], please sir... :p
     
  11. TdashDUB

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    It's a Keystyle ;)

    Ugh
    Still being hungover at 4:30 hurts me
    Due to being young, dumb and way too thirsty
    Firstly, somebody hand me a damn aspirin
    Gassin' up cause the beer sh-ts passin'
    Through me like a doobie after cops pull me over
    Can't get this water colder, should I stayed sober?
    I think not. You see me with a chicky who aint hot?
    You must be huffing paint cause I'm thinking your brain rot
    My name ought to ring bells but please don't ring em
    I'm too hungover for that sh-t, so please stop speakin
     
  12. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    WTH? :confused:

    What's your last grade of education (if you don't mind me asking), Tdash? :eek:
     
  13. TdashDUB

    TdashDUB Member

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    2 years in community. Why does that matter???
     
  14. TdashDUB

    TdashDUB Member

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    WTF is WTH worthy anyway, you judgmental prick????
     
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  15. Salvy

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    Hispano asta la muerte
    Armado, con suerte
    Hablas babosadas
    En la noche quiero verte


    Camaro, meterte
    Y salgo inocente
    Pinches bollillos
    Siempre tienen frio

    Los metemos en el rio
    Pa que salgan mojados
    Wetbacks from Hidalgo
    Somos ley

    Como la barba
    De el Jaime Jarden
    Siempre los va vien
    Con los billetes del el cien

    y los unos
    Como nosotros no ay ninguno
     
  16. DudeWah

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    He has it out for you brah
     
  17. RedDynasty

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    I can rap, tap tap tap.
    Kate Upton, fap fap fap.
    Dance on my, lap lap lap.
    Give me some dap dap dap.

    Word.
     
  18. Shroopy2

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    Whats it matter, why are people trippin tho. Top the head, off the keyboard, its still free flow

    If anyone's got something better than this format. Make mention of it, so we'll know what to do with that

    What do you expect, we're just making due. "Aint Nobody Got Time Fah Dat" uploading freestyles on Youtube

    Even if the rhymes are nursery rhyme level corny. Still got Lil Wayne beat, he's way below ordinary




    (True, there's naturally some limitations. Its all in fun, just a little expressive creativity to keep the mind sharp)
     
  19. RedRedemption

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    My name is RedRedemption and I'm here to say
    Everybody else is really gay
    #YOLO
     
  20. Jmcballer88

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    We were relieved about Amenities overseas wash off all the sand that we had breathed.

    We got on one knee for a hot shower not to get shot in the guard tower in the corner mortars ordered is where we cower.

    Late nights look over the wall at the Tigris just to digest all the progress in the office.

    I'm not saying my job wasn't important but I got endorphins sweat coming out my pores when. The radios off the hook they attacking based off a book.
     

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