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Let's rap battle

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bigtexxx, Feb 18, 2013.

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  1. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Member

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    Rules

    1. Announce yourself
    2. Call somebody out and battle them

    I'll start

    Yo I'm bigtexxx
    A tyrannosaurus rex
    I like to eat Tex-Mex
    I put dem libs in a hex
    You cross me imma hit ya with a vex
    I'll hoist ya mama and give her bigsexxx

    Moes you think you're clutchfans' best dude
    I think not because ur game is tired and rude
    Last night I piped yo mama's fallopian tubes
    She was bitin pillow cuz I went without lube
    She woke up this morning tasting my poo
     
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  3. SwoLy-D

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    Yo, my name is SwoLy-D I got a license to thrill,
    I think you know what time it is, bigtexx to get killed
    on the stage, on the mic on the bbs, milled
    I'll serve you for breakfast, 'cuz peeps prefer their owls grilled.

    You say you are a playa, but I think that you're wrong
    I'll lay it on the line, then report like Connie Chung
    Don't worry Maury Povich won't be here when you call him
    Just, tell me, who's yo daddy, 'cuz you'll go down like a Stalin... UHHHH. :cool:

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  4. Haymitch

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    Well I just heard the news today
    It seems my life is going to change
    I close my eyes, begin to pray
    Then tears of joy stream down my face

    With arms wide open
    Under the sunlight
    Welcome to this place
    I'll show you everything
    With arms wide open
    With arms wide open

    Well I don't know if I'm ready
    To be the man I have to be
    I'll take a breath, I'll take her by my side
    We stand in awe, we've created life

    With arms wide open
    Under the sunlight
    Welcome to this place
    I'll show you everything
    With arms wide open
    Now everything has changed
    I'll show you love
    I'll show you everything

    With arms wide open
    With arms wide open
    I'll show you everything ...oh yeah
    With arms wide open..wide open

    [Guitar Break]

    If I had just one wish
    Only one demand
    I hope he's not like me
    I hope he understands
    That he can take this life
    And hold it by the hand
    And he can greet the world
    With arms wide open...

    With arms wide open
    Under the sunlight
    Welcome to this place
    I'll show you everything
    With arms wide open
    Now everything has changed
    I'll show you love
    I'll show you everything
    With arms wide open
    With arms wide open

    I'll show you everything..oh yeah
    With arms wide open....wide open
     
  5. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Member

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    Swoly-D, your rhymes are schit-ty
    Your whole body smells like asparagus pee
    You swam the river like you had to flee
    Alright guey lárgate from me
     
  6. J Sizzle

    J Sizzle Member

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    LOL I'd rather not
     
  7. Jamers

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    Like baby, baby, baby ohhh
    Like baby, baby, baby nooo
     
  8. moestavern19

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    I think I just won by default
     
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  9. Rodman23

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    snack wrap....yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy
     
  10. stipendlax

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    The science is too tight.
     
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  11. BetterThanI

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  12. SwoLy-D

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    ^ :grin: FIXED.

    bigtexx, you know what? Your rhymes are every-where.
    all your verses go astray, like streaks in your underwear
    Even poop smells better than your stinky flow
    I'll even dare to try to listen, but you really blow.

    Don't even try to use Spanish words against me
    Take off that pointy white hat 'cuz it just won't faze me.
    Go back to try to make more racial friends, you bore.
    You won't scare me, 'texx... you're just a dinosaur! :p

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  13. JayZ750

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    1 verse, 4 lines... rhyme, rhyme, rhyme, rhyme
    2nd verse, 4 lines... rhyme, rhyme, rhyme, rhyme

    wait for response in same format. chuckle at response. right back at you, 4 line battle

    yay!!!!!
     
  14. RedDynasty

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    Bigtexxx, more like Big Republican
    Conservative D&D, not SwoLy or Mexican
    You can say a lot of stuff, on your period you just comma
    So calm down and this is from your Prez Obama

    Hehe
     
  15. cwebbster

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    In yo face!!!
    something special
    something special for you in yo face... b****
    in yo face!!!
    something special
    exclusive something for you

    I pop out the box
    swing on a spring
    big Violent J with the axe out... (shing)
    trouble we bring a juggalo thing
    wicked clown with the boom pow bang
    in yo face

    Smash through the glass
    as the fireworks blast
    shaggy the clown here to murder some a**
    I be tha strangla known coast to coast
    and I turn any thug into a ghost
    (in yo face)

    Some scream juggalo only when its convenient
    and know they don't mean it
    I'm sick of being leanient
    step ya ass back before the hatchet attacks
    and you catch a few hacks from the axe
    (in yo face)

    I crawl like a tarantula
    on my toes and thumbs
    born to the carnies gypsies and bums
    I spit ma raps in tongues
    over voodoo drums bi**h wicked **** this way comes
     
  16. Kam

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    Keep going white folks. I'm entertained.
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    :grin:
     
  18. bigtexxx

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    RedDynasty, are you even a fan of the Rox?
    I'll slap my bigmeattt all in ya mama's stinkbox
    It wont be pretty cuz she's far from a fox
    And then I'll hot carl just to put you in shock
     
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  20. RedRedemption

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    White people...
    Wat R U Doin...
    White people...
    Stahp...

    This thread is a disgrace to humanity.
     

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