Spoiler Any straight guy who says he wouldn't have let chubby Jennifer sit on his face is a liar. :grin:
Ronaldo has Hypothyroidism, which apparently is why he is fat. To control it he's supposed to take hormones which aren't permitted per FIFA rules. That's what he said in a press conference when announcing his retiring.
Article from WebMD talking about hypothyroidism.. http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/hypothyroidism-topic-overview