[Celebrity Gossip] Angelina Jolie Back on the Market. Brad Pitt too.

Doesn't make sense to be married to a 41 year old woman when he has so many options. Leo does it right. He can bang a new model every day now.

 

If you are rich and eventually want kids, just do like MJ did. Pay your homies to give you their semen and pay a surrogate mother to have the child. Raise the kids on your own. Of course you can just do that with your own semen too but MJ wanted his kids to be white so it makes sense for a self hater like him.

 

Those aren't his biological kids.

 

I know.

 

Shaq disagrees.

 

I didn't know Michael Jordan did this.

 

is he serious? lmao

 

You are sad. Bang a bunch of women....eventually because an EMPTY, shallow pursuit as you age. Having a Great woman to spend your life with is something most men would strive for. Look at George Clooney....as he got older, he finally found the ONE woman for him.

 

WTF **** are you smoking? You need to put it down and dont post again.

 

i dunno what to think of this- here is my character analysis from these 4-

angelina seems to be super sexy, fairly intelligent, but probably bat **** crazy and ultra moody around the house. but damn is she sexy= tomb raider OMG

brad seems like and alright guy to hang out with. possibly an air head, and probably full of himself.

jennifer anniston seems like a nice person, easy going but kinda boring. she's still super hot- i dunno if i would've broke it off to get with angelina if i were brad- but he probably liked the fire of angelina.

marion- i dont know what to think about her, i dont really see her appeal. she seems alright, kinda comes across as fake- or maybe thats just her acting.

cheaters gonna cheat though so... doesnt surprise me that brad would pull this one again.

wow i feel like a complete sleeze ball having wrote all that. thats probably the last time im ever going to write about celebrity gossip for a long time now lol

 

Evan Gattis will not get **** blocked in a situation like this, she is his.

 

They all BSC hoes. Only good for a hit n run.

 

Yes.

He really wanted someone to be good at baseball.

 

Just chillin' in St Barth and stuff. Normal day.

 

You only need to post the direct URL link! @percicles

 

So it was alcohol. That explains it.