[Celebrity Gossip] Angelina Jolie Back on the Market. Brad Pitt too.

Would not hit. Elbows too pointy.

 

If true, then that is pretty shocking. She used to be this party girl. Now, she just seems way too high maintenance for anyone to have a chance with her. And, you have to be able to parent her kids. It's going to take a special Brady Bunch-type ready-to-step-in Dad. Good luck with that. Brad's got it made now! Back in the game!

 

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Brad Pitt must have finally gave her his honest opinion on the films she's directed.

 

I don't think she ever wanted to be married. I think she just did it to make Brad happy and to set a good example for her kids. I have a feeling Brad is the traditionalist in the family and Jolie isn't into that ****.

 

If she hits him up for child support, the money will be insane.

BTW- This is Pitt's co-star in the upcoming movie Allied. Hello.



They've both long been rumored to cheat on each other, but now Pitt can join DeCaprio on the beach and toke up 24/7. They're both very rich, very insane and love the womens.

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Spoilered for buttocks in bikinis, maybe NSFW for some.

 

Should Brad have stayed with Jennifer Aniston?

 

I'd trade 7 years with Aniston for a year with Jolie in a blink of an eye.

 

was gonna come here to post this.

this needs to happen again. at least Aniston will puff puff pass

 

Here's 2016. Whacha think?








[TMZ]

Our sources say, Angelina became "fed up" with Brad's consumption of weed and possibly alcohol, and mixed with what she believes is "an anger problem" ... felt it became dangerous for the children.

We're told there was no alleged "third person" ... her decision to file was solely over Brad's interaction with their children.


[/TMZ]

 

Isn't she only like 40 still? That's a hot age. I've dated several 40+ year old women when i was in my early to mid 20's. Better than young girls but as i age, i now want a young 20 something to hit her prime as i fall apart.

My prediction:
Angelina Jolie will end up with someone younger. Mid to late 30's and he won't be a celebrity.

Brad Pitt will never marry again.

 

Didn't know Brad liked to get high like that.

 

Love Marion Cottilard. Such a classic beauty. I don't buy those rumors though, i think she just got married and had a kid like last year or 2014 no?

 

Trill ni**a.

 

Well, I'm not surprised. All these guys getting married on Clutchfans, Brad feels more comfortable with the divorce now that the amount of top notch bachelors have been taken, finally allows it to go public. Petty, but respectable.

 

DAMN. Jolie looks disgustingly skinny. Didn't know she was looking like that these days. Yep. She's got issues. Aniston? Not a fan. Never was. Like a normal person you see any day IMO. I get the girl next door appeal, but meh.

I want to make another bold prediction. Angelina Jolie will date a non white guy next.

 

Jolie stole Brad away when they were filming Mr. And Mrs.Smith

Jolie files divorce after finding out Brad slept with his costar.

Karma.