Celebrities You Have a Crush On...That You Probably Shouldn't

uh, WHAT?! i'd keep that to myself if i were you.

 

Her voice is annoying but she is rad.

(even though she had her ears switched)

 

Val Kilmer

man crush ...not that I would want to cornhole him, but everytime I watch one of his movies I find myself saying "hey, hes not a bad looking guy"

 

(I could get arrested for this)



Not Alicia Silverstone ....

Cher Horowitz!

 

She was in an episode of King of Queens last night, and was looking pretty sexy as a cocktail waitress. Seems that she's sort of a two-face, sometimes good, sometimes bad.

 

Raven is CURVY, not FAT.

 

Since my kids are between ages 7 and 12 we see that show. I asked the wife to be if she was fat or just big boned. She also said she wasn't fat.

 

big bones, curvy, vuluptuous. all nice ways of calling someone fat. she was curvy at some point but then she really ballooned. regardless shes still cute and i'd still hit.

how about Janis Joplin? anyone else thinks she was hot?!!

 

yes, nearly as hot as the girl stephen rhea's character was obsessed with in the crying game.

 

I just remembered another one:

 

Dude she's a fat ass. That pic has probably been photoshopped.

 

Boy, I'm not sure how you can admit to wanting to bang that redhead who's arching her back and wearing nothing but blue panties...profiles in courage..


Ok, here's mine: I thought Anne Bancroft in "84 Charing Cross Road" was hot. This was about 15 years after "The Graduate."

 

Natalie Merchant
India Arie
Kim Whitley [comedian] - seem like she would just break ya down


Rocket River

 

Kate Beckingsale is my crush. Saw her on Conan last night. Oh. So. Stunningly. Gorgeous.

 

Oops! Did not finish reading the damn thread title. lol

My choice then would be Larry David's tv wife.

 

Really going out on a limb there...

 

I think the title of this thread should be: Celebrities you'd hit, but probably shouldn't.

She's lost some weight, not quite as big as she was. I just think she'd be a wild woman.

 

I'm sure there's more, but this is all I got...

 

Whoo boy, this is gonna be a long post.

Both the mother and the daughter (Lynsey Bartilson) from that "Grounded For Life" show. And the neighbor-girl from Two And a Half Men (Melanie Lynskey), but before she lost weight. And the mother (Anita Barone) from "The War at Home," who was also the chef lady on Seinfeld who was jealous of Elaine's shoes. Of course the "daughter" on that show (Kaylee DeFer) is nuclear reactor hot. Speaking of which, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss looks better on "Old Christine" than on Seinfeld, though it's probably because she's not wearing a pantsuit, or a sportcoat and knee-length skirt in every other scene.

Of course, the entire female casts of both MadTv (past and present) and SNL (1996-present), because funny is to pretty what platinum is to gold: more rare and more valuable, even though not everybody knows it. (At least that's what you should tell your ugly daughter, or ugly female friends.) I also like (Ellen DeGeneres), I was taken aback by her (makeout scene) with (Sharon Stone) in ("If These Walls Could Talk 2").

I also think Anne Heche cleans up nice, especially when she wears her hair long. Were it not for the crazy, and possibly the bad Psycho remake, I think she would actually be a much bigger celebrity ten years down the road. I thought she looked good the first time I saw her, in "Donnie Brasco," and especially the last time, as the mistress in that Nicole Kidman movie "Birth."

Also, Tea Leoni: I used to watch "The Naked Truth" religuously in high school (for the two or three seasons it was on ABC then NBC), that voice of hers is just sexy - ironically, her husband David Duchovny's voice is just grating and catatonic. I also like Debra Messing, and Leah Remini, even when they were both pregnant.

Indie film actresses who I find attractive - Catherine Keener, Hope Davis, Laura Linney, Melora Walters (amazing body, she was also the topless sunbather on that Seinfeld episode), Chloe Sevigny (sexy eyes) and, ahem, Patricia Clarkson.

Also, the entire female cast of the UPN sitcom "Girlfriends," even though they're not so much unattractive as just widely overlooked. Compare them to "Good Times", "227" or "Amen" and this is pretty much the hottest black female cast in television history.

I also like Raven-Symone, if she lost a little weight, and Anneliese Van Der Pol, her co-star on her Disney sitcom. I also like all of the ladies on "What I Like About You," that Amanda Bynes sitcom, even though they're probably the four worst actresses on television. I also like Sara Gilbert, the dark-haired daughter from Roseanne, who looks the exact same now (and is actually pretty funny) on her WB sitcom "Twins." And Joanna Garcia, the blonde daughter from "Reba." Recently-admitted meth addict Jodie Sweetin (the middle child from "Full House") looks okay too.

There is also a certain current Secretary of State who I find reasonably attractive. Also, Norah O'Donnel, the MSNBC White House correspondent who guest-hosts for Chris Matthews on Hardball. And on CNBC: Michelle Caruso-Cabrera, Diana Olick, Jane Wells and Erin Burnett (but not Maria Bartiromo). This reminds me, of course, of the fact that Houston has, far and away, the hottest female news anchors in the country.

I also just noticed the Michelle Wie picture and the entry for Cheryl Hines, Larry David's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm. I concur, in part, with both opinons.

 

India Arie = Ralph Sampson's daughter. I bet he never bounced her around on his knee, though.