CD reports from China on 610Sports....

Thats funny. Werent you at the last get together? I could have sworn you resembled a 5'3" white dude instead of a 7'6" chinese dude.

 

i am kelvin cato, and if you need me, i'll be over here on the bench..

 

I am Pete Chillcut.........and I need work.

 

I'm Jason Collier. Please forthelova God don't send me to play in China.
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I love it. The future of the Rockets looks so bright right now, it's almost too good to be true.

 

5'3"...more like 6'...errr... i mean what are you talking about...

 

Now that's sweet! How's Mo? Definitely up-to-date. If his low post game is as good as people say, or even his high post game, we are in fat city! And a great passer out of double-team? Hello perimeter and slashing attack!

 

I also heard earlier today that 610 is going to try to get in touch with Rudy some time after 6:00 PM. 6:00PM is supossed to be around 7:00 AM where he is (said in the report) and at that time there is supossed to be some sorta meeting.

I could be wrong though, I wasn't really listening. If someone could back me up...

 

Rudy's voice at 7:00 am, after an all night sake binge, is the stuff nightmares are made of.

 

We need Yao Ming!!!
We want Yao Ming!!!
We'll draft Yao Ming at #1!!!

 

Baqui99: No, no Will. They were drinking Ginseng Tea, eating pan-fried noodles, with a side of fortune cookies.

Oddly enough, I was just reading ESPN The Magazine's story on Yao Ming, and he mentioned the first time he had a fortune cookie:

[Y]ou ask what Yao thought of the food in the United States.

"I like big steaks. And I like going to Starbucks. The food in Chinese restaurants there is different than here. It was strange seeing a fortune cookie for the first time. We don't have them here. Must be an American invention."

Another food the people who supposedly invented it never heard of...