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Cat, Steve and Cato Haiku Tribute thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SmeggySmeg, Jun 28, 2004.

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  1. Roc Paint

    Roc Paint Member

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    I will miss Francis
    but I can't say I'll miss Cat as much,
    I won't miss Kelvin "The Court Potato"
    because he mostly sucked


    I sure won't miss Grumpy
    if the Rockets aren't a hit,
    but I will still hope and
    pray T-Mac fits

    Go Rockets!! :)
     
  2. Launch Pad

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    Oh so ironic.
    That Steve's actions could prevent
    player turnover.

    "To Hell with you all ..."
    A seething Cat mutters, "I'm
    not just a throw-in!!!"

    Kelvin Cato is
    a backup big man out West,
    but Eastern All-Star!
     
  3. blazer_ben

    blazer_ben Rookie

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    Thanks for you're services , but now You're no longer Needed!. I think Cat made lot of Strides as did Cato, but Francis, well he was the Same ol Francis!
     
  4. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    First Moochie then Steve
    Who now to dribble dribble
    Air out of the ball

    Also a limerick

    The Rox had a point guard named Steve
    Who I couldn't wait for to leave
    he couldn't pass gas
    so he's out on his ass
    too bad we have his fans 'round to grieve

    :( :p :D
     
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  5. IROC it

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    Oh My! Goodness, Me...
    Haiku? Or Hyperbole?
    Bye to SF3...

    And for Cato, hey...
    We got our money back, huh?
    The "Pac-Man Beat" rocks!

    Cat, man, you impressed...
    Always did try your hardest.
    Magic will like you.

    Steve, almost forgot...
    Good thing your nose is brown, dude.
    And your brain is slow...

    'Cause you just got took!
    DisneyWorld is not all yours,
    The dork lied again.

    Your new GM shifts
    More than a dune in Egypt.
    And you look real fooled...

    Like you did on "D"
    when your man crossed over on you.
    "The SuperBowl Rocked."

    Cat, back to you, dog...
    You woke up the fans last year
    "Fans should buy tickets."

    Kelvin, I must say,
    You improved your game somewhat...
    Never heard a "peep."

    Keep it real fellas...
    We had our share of moments.
    Business... not ya'll.

    Nice guys finish last
    Unless you win the whole thing...
    Never personal.
     
  6. SageHare6

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    Sage's Haiku

    Hi, my name is Steve.
    Yao's the man, I now believe,
    Please don't make me leave.
     
  7. blazer_ben

    blazer_ben Rookie

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    Moblely's Finest moment this Season was the game Against Atlanta in Atlanta!. In particular the 4th quarter. the Rockets down by 15 with 5 Minutes left, Steps up Mobley!. Man he played Defense like he was possesed, Steals, Block shots, Hiting Clutch shots, Just Awesom!. it really Proved to me that he had made alot of Strides!. i'm sure if T-mac was'nt involved, you would'nt be seeing Cat get Traded long With Stevie!
     
  8. yipengzhao

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    where's rocket rive...

    every one of his posts...

    is a haiku...

    yipeng zhao
     
  9. Palmray

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    took plane to houston
    will enter the garage some day
    conference title

    drove down south today
    ligths up the highlight reel soon
    conference title

    flys down south now too
    soon gets sent up north for sure
    leaves stevie cry alone

    drives down south alone
    hangs around at malls with chicks
    will dominate the boards
     
  10. MadMax

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    Tracy McGrady
    People suppose get horny
    Tracy McGrady
     
  11. Gummi Clutch

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    my try at the limerick...

    I sure will miss Kelvin Cato,
    who dropped passes in the paint like hot potatoes,
    He slammed alley oops,
    and flagrant fouled, "Oops!"
    Hands of stone, but when you pass they are PlayDough.
     
  12. Behad

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    First it's Vancouver
    Then Steve disses Orlando
    Just a whiny kid.

    He's not a point guard
    Play him where he belongs, Steve's
    A 2 guard, Magic.

    Met Cat once at game
    'Though I have no proof of it.
    Picture too blurry.

    Cato's a monster
    Who wrote a book for children
    Nice guys get traded
     
  13. Rivaldo2181

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    Steve,
    Arrived with lots fan fare
    Brought excitement to the air
    With your flair
    Had Cat to make a pair
    Both did everything you could
    With the little talent pool
    Led the team to 45 win seasons in the west
    Still not enough to be the best
    Eight
    Now fans are full of hate
    It’s unfortunate but so is the state
    Of fans fickleness
    Forget the wickedness
    Glory and stardom
    Awaits you in the magic kingdom.
     
  14. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    cwebbster

    that was awesome
     
  15. DarkHorse

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    There's a suspicious number of not-Haiku's in this thread.

    ;)
     
  16. MoBalls

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    Steve, Cat, Cato
    Houston passes to Orlando!
    Where are you live...............where are you live?
     

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