I read somewhere that Beast was just pretending because having people think he was gay was amusing to him.
You can be Gateway, the guy who has all the portals that the X-Men go through to escape their enemies. One problem, though, is that Gateway is mute.
Oh you just wait ...the day will come where I mix an Office Space quote, a Seinfeld quote, a Simpsons quote and a Caddyshack quote all together in one big mess of a quote that will win post of the year.
Okay, I'll come up with some more characters: JAG/MacBeth - The Shadow King Batman Jones - Gladiator, praetor of the Imperial Guard dimsie - Kitty Pryde Mango - Cerebro Smallz - The Vanisher (because he vanishes) Falcons Talon - Quiksilver Tara - Scarlet Witch Castor27 - Cannonball Oski2005 - Ka-Zar of the Savage Land DVauthrin - Havok Mrs. JuanValdez - Deathbird JaguarEyes - Lilandra JuanValdez - Emperor D'Ken of the Shiar Mulder - Harry Leland of the Hellfire Club Phi Slamma Jamma - Donald Pierce red - Proteus BrianKagy - Avalanche keeley - Pyro LHutz - Stonewall I have a feeling that some of these are pretty obscure, but maybe you know some of them.
All right Manny...I'll bite on my re-tread assignation. Who is this guy, what are his powers, and why am I him? He sounds like a bad guy, am I right? I call Manny mother and my long lost brother...I get back nadda, and then a sympathy flip as some baddie....Manny, are you just trying to be a tough parent?
WTF?! That guy is a fat dude who died of a heart attack! Harry Leland - Black Bishop First appearance : Uncanny X-Men #129 (silhouette), #132 (fully) Last appearance : Uncanny X-Men #209 (dies of a heart attack) All Hellfire Appearances : Generation X #minus1, X-Men : The Hellfire Club #4, Classic X-Men #7, Marvel Super Heroes (2nd series) #11, Uncanny X-Men #129, 132-135, 152, New Mutants #23, Uncanny X-Men #208-209 Powers : Geometrically increase the mass of any object in his vicinity, weighing it down with enormous gravitational pressure. Heavy, dude... I don't think so...
Hey cool I can be cannonball. I'm still not positive what his powers are beyond being able to make a big splash in the swimming pool but the name sounds pretty cool. CK
Cannonball's powers are as follows: Powers and Abilities: generate thermochemical energy as a blast field, which can act as propulsion, bio-kinetic blasts, a protective force shield, and a containment field around his opponent, or absorb kinetic energy to create shockwaves or supercharge the force behind his punches JAG, The Shadow King is one bad mutha! He may be more powerful than Apocalypse AND Magneto combined! He is about the only mutant that can go toe to toe with Xavier on the mental powers. Powers and Abilities: exists as an entity of pure psychic energy, feeds off the negative emotions found in human souls with his telepathic powers, direct massive psionic energy into the physical plane to reform matter
Ka-Zar, hmmmm, doesn't he have a jungle hottie for a wife? That suits me. A blonde bombshell in a loincloth, yeah, that'll work just fine, thanks Manny.
Yes, he does, Oski and I think her name is Shanna, believe it or not (inside joke for those who knew Major's old handle). However, I picked Ka-Zar since moe is Sauron and Ka-Zar and Sauron are mortal enemies just like you and moesy.
Sweet, I get a hot wife, a sabretooth tiger (Zabu) for a companion, and I'm the good guy. BTW, how did this archnemesis thing with moe get started? What is it about me that makes me the anti-moe?
You slammed the Raiders one night or something like that. Who really knows when it concerns moe? I wouldn't worry about it because you are dealing with what I WAS 10 years ago!
I'm not worried about it. If I have to, I will crush Moe like one of those pickled eggs he keeps on the bar.
