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Carmelo Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by don grahamleone, Jul 9, 2017.

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  1. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Two teams really sucked
    And your haiku is too long
    On the syllables
     
    #241 napalm06, Jul 19, 2018
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  2. sirjesse

    sirjesse The Udoker has spoken!
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    Have you ever seen a tater
    Ride a banana
    Burt Steele said here we go
     
    #242 sirjesse, Jul 19, 2018
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    Shut up already
    I don't want to hear the name
    Till he signs the contract
     
    #243 kiwirocketsfan, Jul 19, 2018
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    Twelve threads on Melo
    It doesn't make a difference
    Refs still rule our fate
     
    #244 TheresTheDagger, Jul 19, 2018
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  5. napalm06

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    No doubt you speak truth
    the truth, indubitably
    yes, game 6 was rigged
     
    #245 napalm06, Jul 19, 2018
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  6. topfive

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    FYI, cheaters: :p

    Traditional Haiku Structure
    Traditional haiku are always the same, including the following features:
    1. There are only three lines, totaling 17 syllables.
    2. The first line is 5 syllables.
    3. The second line is 7 syllables.
    4. The third line is 5 syllables like the first.
    5. Punctuation and capitalization are up to the poet, and need not follow rigid rules used in structuring sentences.
    6. A haiku does not have to rhyme, in fact usually it does not rhyme at all.
    7. Some haiku can include the repetition of words or sounds
     
    #246 topfive, Jul 20, 2018
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    crows, chickens, bird rights
    ornithology lesson
    where will Melo roost
     
    #247 Os Trigonum, Jul 20, 2018
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    Melo Haikus, fun
    some peoples counting needs work
    Melo not home, yet.
     
    #248 Bobsputin, Jul 20, 2018
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    thread police complaint
    esketit runs a stop light
    no more Melo thread
     
    #249 Os Trigonum, Jul 20, 2018
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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Heh. Glad this thread is back!
     
    #250 B-Bob, Jul 20, 2018
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    Clutch drops cyberx bomb
    Wants more I.D.I.O.T.S or else
    INB4 the Lock
     
    #251 heypartner, Jul 20, 2018
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    Why write only about Melo
    When the Lakers are a disaster
    How bad can it be?

    The King has a court jester
    His name is LaVar Ball
    but that was not enough

    Javal McGee, Behind door three
    Lance Stephenson door four
    Magic Johnson pretending to be a general manager
     
    #252 sirjesse, Jul 20, 2018
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    Who does Clutchfans want?
    Is it 'Melo Anthony?
    When will we get him?

    This is really fun.
    Although one more 'Melo thread,
    Innovative, though.
     
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    My favorite Haku of all time by far:

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    still a few more steps...
    the trade, the buyout, then sign
    we act like it's done
     
    #255 napalm06, Jul 21, 2018
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    2 yard line, tuesday 5.45
    You know how the story goes.
    Potato head, other sauces.
    Not suprised if he deandrejordaned us
     
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    Nachobar Where’s my chips?

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    Listen to Codman
    He knows almost all things true
    I will interpret
     
    #257 Nachobar, Jul 21, 2018
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    No Prince or Ariza
    Golden State has more wing depth
    So we wait for Melo
     
    #258 da_juice, Jul 22, 2018
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    He bricks, he shoots, he
    bricks, he bricks, he shoots. It's the..
    Hoodie Melo shoOOoooOOOW!!
     
    #259 nemac, Jul 22, 2018
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    Whoa, whoa, slow your roll
    HOODIE Melo doesn't brick
    Just the regular
     
    #260 napalm06, Jul 22, 2018
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