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Carmelo Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by don grahamleone, Jul 9, 2017.

  1. donkeypunch

    donkeypunch Member

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    Man, Harden likes them
    Big Booty Hoes, Get with it
    Theyre here in the H.
     
  2. DonKnock

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    Jim D and Steve Millsy Mills are fuccin actors
    Prankstas, studio gangstas, bustas,
    But this time ya dealin with the real Morey, fuccas.
    NG's? Perry please!
    Don't try to step cause if you do then the Hardaway contract is all that will be left
    See a young GM like you, Morey will break you off something.
    Regretting that NTC, but Melo ain't waiving nothing
    Orgs like y'all are what we call wannabes
    Ain't sh*t compared to real NBA cities!

    :eek::eek::eek:
     
  3. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Member
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    Melo threads have died
    so Mathrocker stays busy
    in Unsorted threads
     
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  4. don grahamleone

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    Today is boring
    How should I spend my time now?
    Documentaries!
     
  5. Bobsputin

    Bobsputin Member

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    Every time I hear people talking about haikus, I think of Robin Williams. On one of his comedy albums he did a Martian haiku

    Red sand tween my toes
    Christmas in outer space.
     
  6. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    It doesn't matter
    who the Rockets can pick up
    the warriors win
     
  7. DreamShook

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    Melo threads dwindle...
    How's Deshuan Watson doing?
    I think he's the one!
     
  8. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    he is now coming
    we have waited for so long
    @Zboy does not want
     
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  9. esketit

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    sometimes i wake up crying at night
    sometimes i scream out your name (melo)
    what right does miami have to take your heart away
    when for so long you were mine
     
  10. Will

    Will Clutch Crew
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    O in Carmelo
    another in Anthony
    but, sadly, no D
     
  11. scolandry1

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    Take the minimum
    Accept your role, shut your mouth
    Or go to China
    ----------------------------------------------
    Posting my old haiku since that one is 5/8/5:

    Stripper is pregnant
    Pull up better than pull out
    Daryl Maury, help!

    Honey, I left nuts
    in this stripper's cheerios
    Kevin G. was right
     
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    Last edited: Jul 19, 2018
  12. DreamShook

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    Melo on the way!
    Championship is in sight!
    Crow is best served Cold.
     
  13. H-Town Melo

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    Rockets were in trouble
    Morey got Melo
    You only live once thats the motto baby @YOLO
     
  14. cdrive

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    Ain’t no Lala now
    U know H-Tine got the hoes
    Bobby Sura faints
     
  15. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    Welcome to H-Town!
    Glad you finally made it.
    Took you long enough.
     
  16. eman

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    Why must we watch more
    Overweight chuckers ending their
    Careers bricking shots?

    No D or percentage
    Corner three to compensate?
    In Morey we trust,

    So we hope to see
    Carmelo Anthony fly
    High like Syracuse.
     
  17. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    Former bitter foes
    Become united as one:
    Mike D'Anthony!
     
  18. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    This way, Carmelo...
    Time for a heart-to-heart with
    Coach Biglydick.
     
  19. heypartner

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    Melo needs a D
    D'Antoni's not using his
    Melo D'Anthony
     
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    Two yard line hell yeah!
    Mmm honey nut Cheerios
    Melo 3 skrt skrt
     

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