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Carmelo Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by don grahamleone, Jul 9, 2017.

  1. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Okogie Only Fan
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    after the Woj bomb
    ClutchFans goes on high alert
    this is not a drill
     
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    here's to you mister
    anderson we just hate you
    more than you will know
     
  3. daywalker02

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    Anderson anderson Ryno
    We have you in the pockets
    Who wants to free you
     
  4. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Hope the news breaks here.
    Haiku lovers will know first
    Glorious, it seems
     
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  5. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Carmelo, Oh No!
    Wherefore art though New York Knick?
    Fight for love friend, Fight!
     
  6. split41

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    **** the Knicks, they suck
    We'll get a chip anyway
    Drown the comp. with 3s!
     
  7. Invisible Fan

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    Ode to Potato:
    french fried, hash browned, baked
    Needs more sauces.
     
  8. dfbreyes

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    If you build, they will come.
    ...so...
    Do not build(new locker for Carmelo)
    ...so he won't come.
     
  9. pippendagimp

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    white rhino can't sell
    but prized bigly in china
    bring poachers to HOU
     
  10. pippendagimp

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    rip city rhino
    now be no city rhino
    cannot find a zoo
     
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    wake up, check clutchfans
    is there any Melo news?
    just kingsportball spam
     
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    Guys this is a game changer. In english haikus arent always expected to be 5-7-5

    In fact in japanese haiku festivals some of the english poets have been awarded for lots of different syllable patterns.

    we are not masters in the art of haiku. Here is a cool article about haiku between different languages and how to define what a haiku is

    http://www.nahaiwrimo.com/home/why-no-5-7-5
     
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  13. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    That is nice and all
    But here a haiku will have
    A Morey 4's height.


    (5' 7" and 1/2)

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    On the real though:

    Hey now Carmelo
    What's that, our owner leaving?
    For flipping flip's sake.
     
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    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Anybody ever played full throttle? It has a biker haiku section in the credits

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
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    When will this happen
    Aw damn, this ain't happening
    At least there's Chris Paul
     
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    ryno wedding was
    missed by all rockets players
    so maybe he gone
     
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    What shall I say of
    today? That with Estragon
    I waited for Melo?
     
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    tuesday i am wait
    five forty five p 2 the
    motherf***ing m
     
  19. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.

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    Raining in the H,
    But it isn't raining threes,
    Not yet anyway...
     
  20. napalm06

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    No news coming soon
    the next milestone: training camp
    when we tune in again
     

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