"Vote for me for Governer of Texas! If Arnold the 'worst actor' can be the governer of California, I surely can be the governer of Texas!"
Did anybody see Ch.13 last night when Mutombo said his whole name in an old interview? Does anybody know his whole name cause its long/
"And the DEKEon sayeth to thee, the LOOOOORRRRD is now on our side people! stand UP my brothers and stomp ya FEET! hallelujah! the MIGHTY one is now guidin my hands! the hands of the MINISTER OF DEFENSE!!!"
His full name is Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo. I feel for him filling out tax forms and stuff...
As your representative, I block all legislation that comes my way. <Then does the patented finger wiggle>
Yesterday, Sesame Street pulled their first show from air in 25 years, admitting that having Dikembe Mutombo represent the letter 'R' was probably a huge mistake.
Bwahahaha. Just when I thought we've exhausted the creative possibilities, someone surprises me. And obviously Dike should have been representing the letter "C".