JVG: And hands and eyes and feet I commanyund yew to be healed in the name of Cheeesuus!! Damons come out of this man now in the name of Cheesssuuus! Damon of bassetball stupidity be gone! Damon of inaccurate shewting be gone! Damon of piss poor passing be gone! Gawd heeeyeel this man now and make him hole in the nayum of Cheesssuuussss!! Now Rafer how do you feel? Rafer: I cain't see, Ah'm blind, ah'm blind! JVG: Open your eyelids dummy! Ya got yer eyes shut! Rafer: Oh, right coach. Ah feel the spirit coach, Ah feel it working in my limbs. Ah feel ready to dominate the NBA for Chheesssuuus!
JVG: Darn Rafer, I thought you would play well for a change and we would have a happy ending to this game. Rafer: But I am having a happy ending coach
"You are getting sleepy... your eyelids are feeling heavy... Okay, good. Now when I clap my hands, you'll start playing like a real NBA point guard."
JVG: Whoa, hold on there, watch where you put that rock... Rafer: Can't hold it any longer - it's too heavy....
JVG: come on, just one more 3, you can do it. Alston: coach, It's hard throwing up this many 3s, i''m tired
JVG: Look at this credit card bill.. Its outrageous what my wife is spending on useless crap.... Alston (thinking to himself): Oh please not coach beyatchin about his old lady again....
JVG: raferru aruston! I chop you smarru pieces! HIYYYAAAAAAAAAA!!! Alston: uhh.. umm? JVG: HIYYAAAAA HIYYAAAAAAAA!!
Heh, I'm glad you guys liked the Smack That caption The score modification is hot too that would work as well, nice one.
JVG "Can you please play like this every game?" Skip (Praying) "Please allow me to have the skills and patience to play to my ability every day, Thank You (Skip's Higher power's name)"
