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[Caption This] Deron plays "defense" on T-Mac

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Omer, Apr 30, 2008.

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  1. SuperMarioBro

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    Hahaha, by this logic, Bobby Jackson could stop LaMarcus Aldridge from getting post position, and Aaron Brooks could guard Kobe.
     
  2. DwangBoy

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    Deron: Gimme some love baby..

    T-Mac: Get off me man... *shove*

    Deron: *GASPS*
     
  3. DwangBoy

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    Deron just reached the orgasmic climax during flopping and falls over.

    But the flopping failed to reach fruition. ;)
     
  5. RedGlare07

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    LMAO!!
     
  6. JamesC

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    Now thats being ridiculous. I'm talking about guys that are a bit stouter and have a lower center of gravity compared to guys that are lankier. Guys like Daron Williams, Chuck Hayes, even Baron Davis. Those guys have the frames to be football players.
     
  7. Rollazn

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    So you're saying that Deron could effectively keep TMAC from scoring in the post?

    Okay...


    and V-Span was the best PG we had last season right?



    Anyone that thinks Deron is strong enough to hold McGrady or play effective defense against McGrady in the post is delusional.

    No doubt Deron is strong, but there's no way in hell he could stop TMAC from posting him up all day.
     
  8. Mack Tripper

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    Say my name, T-Mac! Say my name! Its DAR-in, NOT Da-RON, GET IT RIGHT!!!
     
  9. BiGGieStuFF

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    Deron: It's my d*ck in a ROX!!
     
  10. JamesC

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    I'm not saying Deron could keep TMac from scoring in the post, cause TMac should have a field day with that mismatch. I'm saying TMac wouldnt just back him down like say Ronnie Price.
     
  11. Rollazn

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    Isn't that a given though? He would probably destroy Ronnie Price. Deron Williams is a lot stronger but he still can't keep TMAC from abusing him.

    TMAC isn't even really known for his post moves.
     
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    Deron: ME SO HORNAAYYYY!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
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    T-Mac has healin' powers! In his left man-boob. Shazam!

    [​IMG]
     
  14. B-Bob

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    *Winner*

    I'm not sure why I click on "caption this" threads anymore. It's always the same thing.

    [​IMG]

    "Heh! It looks like they're doing it! Heh heh!"

    "Uhhhh. Not really, Beavis. They have clothes on and stuff."

    "Heh heh. Heh. Well he's like touching his thing, I think. Heh."
     
  15. youyou2007

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    does any guard have slimmer legs and arms than tmac? so sad... where is tmac's weight??? he is around 220 pds right? :rolleyes:
     
  16. pmac

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    He is very thin but that is generally the case with freakishly tall guards. Have you ever heard of Dermarr Johnson? He makes tmac look like a beast.
     
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  18. JonRetro

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    i actually like deron williams. hes the only jazz player i respect... i hate everyone else.. deron's from texas! you know how them texas boys do! cept i dont like it if he takes on the floppin..
     
  19. Spacemoth

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    Everyone on Utah's team is "stouter" once they join the Jazz. Butt steroids anyone?
     
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    BEEP BEEP. GAYDAR ALERT GAYDAR ALERT. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. 5 SECONDS TILL FLOP.
     

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