If she was white and at least pretty with an ass. I'm an ass man, love to grab on something when they're jumping up and down on me. And I know what they think when they are with me cuz it's the same reaction everytime they unzipy pants "omg wow" and then they enjoy the rest.
take 'em to Cheddar's and they're like puddy in your hands, dude. the girl i went with went home with me.
<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/the%20office%20prison%20mike" target="_blank"><img src="http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i239/bradley_elwood/The%20Office/prisonmike.jpg" border="0" alt="Prison Mike Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a> Was the worst part the dementors?
<embed width="640" height="360" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:ifilm:video:spike.com:3109995" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowfullscreen="true"></embed> 'cept with a Mustang instead of a Corvette
LOL SCK.....ur one successful troll But seriously Drinking and driving isn't cool. I'm not a big fan of alcoholic beverages to begin with, but you combine that with control of a 3,000 pound missile and things can get ugly
How the heck did you tear your nuts, juicystream? Is that even possible? The funniest post in this thread!
Unfortunately yes....it is very possible. I've never done it, but I keep that in mind when jumping over things with sharp edges lol
I did not tear my nuts, just the scrotum(thank God). I can't be positive when it happened. The cops came and busted a party were having when I was 16. My gf of the time and her sister had covered me in Smirnoff, so I didn't want them to smell the strong scent of alcohol coming from me. Me and some of my friends started jumping fences to get away. When we went back one of my buddies realized he had dropped his Dad's cell phone, so I jumped the fences again to help him look for it. At this point I knew my pants were ripped pretty bad, but thought that was it. A little while later my crotch started to feel really hot. I looked down and saw blood on my pants. Took the pants off and my underwear(Ironically Spongebob Oops I ripped my pants underwear), were soaked in blood. Went to the bathroom and saw that I had gash on my sack. It ended up getting infected. You wouldn't believe how many girls wanted to see it. Now its just a funny story. My assumption is I cut it on the barbs of the aluminum fences.
^ and now I gotta go PEE. Thanks, sir. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dzNQfhZTNQ8&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dzNQfhZTNQ8&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Well, it was his scrotum, but it CAN happen, madam.
