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Can't wait till I'm 21

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SpaceCityKid, Aug 5, 2010.

  1. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    An immature punk trying to promote his "Hangout Celebrity."
     
  2. SpaceCityKid

    SpaceCityKid Rookie

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    I don't get it I mean I'm not trying to get attention. Just wanted to share a story(s), but **** all I get back is negative feedback.

    Like I said all I wanted was to get some stories from at least some of y'all.
     
  3. 00rocketgirl

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    No one has listed this mistake. It should be a instead of an.
     
  4. ThaRed

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    Didya drop the soap?

    :grin:
     
  5. Child_Plz

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    Oh I got a story for you.

    Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air....
     
  6. CrazyDave

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    I don't mean ta brag I don't mean ta boast,
    but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.
     
  7. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Now here's a little story I've got to tell
    About three bad brothers you know so well
    It started way back in history
    With Adrock, M.C.A., and me - Mike D.
    Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere
    Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
    Riding across the land, kicking up sand
    Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
    One lonely Beastie I be
    All by myself without nobody
    The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
    The air is gettin' hot the beer is getting flat
    Lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy
    His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"

    He told a little story that sounded well rehearsed
    Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
    The brew was in my hand and he was on my tip
    His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry he asked me for a sip
    He said, "Can I get some?"
    I said, "You can't get none!"
    Had a chance to run
    He pulled out his shotgun
    He was quick on the draw I thought I'd be dead
    He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,

    "Now my name is M.C.A. I've got a license to kill
    I think you know what time it is it's time to get ill
    Now what do we have here an outlaw and his beer
    I run this land, you understand I make myself clear."
    We stepped into the wind he had a gun, I had a grin
    You think this story's over but it's ready to begin

    "Now I got the gun you got the brew
    You got two choices of what you can do
    It's not a tough decision as you can see
    I can blow you away or you can ride with me"
    I said, I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border
    The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
    I did it like this, I did it like that
    I did it with a whiffleball bat
    So I'm on the run the cop's got my gun
    And right about now it's time to have some fun
    The King Adrock that is my name
    And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."
    We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
    The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
    This dude was staring like he knows who we are
    We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
    M.C.A. said, "Yo, you know this kid?"
    I said, "I didn't." but I know he did
    The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
    My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
    Pulled out the jammy aimed it at the sky
    He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" and let two fly
    Hands went up and people hit the floor
    He wasted two kids that ran for the door
    "I'm Mike D. and I get respect
    Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
    M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace
    So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
    The piano player's out the music stopped
    His boy had beef and he got dropped
    Mike D. grabbed the money M.C.A. snatched the gold
    I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.
     
  8. CJLarson

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    Some stories you can keep to yourself man. You really don't need to post every thought you have. I'm not trying to hate, but to some people it just looks like you're boasting about yourself. You were bored, and got on CF, I understand. No need to post online about your GF you would have sex with if someone else wasn't there. COMPLETELY DISRESPECTFUL...that was my reason for jumping on you. Not to mention the "I can drink and drive" thing. You're not only putting your life in danger, but everyone on the road too.

    That's selfish.

    All in all I wish you the best of luck in your life 6"3 Latino.
     
  9. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Your response to this?

    Is right here:

    He responds with:

    And you come back with:



    You were saying?
     
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  10. AroundTheWorld

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    Come on, we can live with two to three threads started by him per year.
     
  11. wekko368

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    Cut the kid some slack. He's clearly lacking in intelligence and has no aspirations in life. This is his prime....right now. Let him bask it in before his hairline recedes, his metabolism slows, his mustang breaks down, and he finds himself in a life of purposeless mediocrity.
     
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  12. SpaceCityKid

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    Please forgive me for hurting yalls feelings. Y'all make the Internet fun haha .
     
  13. Thefabman

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    I was going to but i figured 2 fails was enough, he didnt need to be called out on the 3rd, his intentions were good lol

    <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v296/tommyfabulous/?action=view&current=1281150648622.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/tommyfabulous/1281150648622.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
     
  14. BEAT LA

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    It's about how many pages it can reach before it gets locked.
     
  15. BEAT LA

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    You want a story?

    Five minutes ago my stomach hurt. I walked to the restroom, and I took a ****. Now my stomach feels much better.

    I will probably do it again tomorrow, or later on today if I feel like it.
     
  16. Deckard

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    That's an excellent point. This is will be as good as it gets.
     
  17. BMoney

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    Stop picking on the Hangout mascot!
     
  18. david_rocket

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    [​IMG]

    :grin:
     
  19. Francis3422

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    Rage on forever Space City Kid, you are unique here.

    Here is my cop story from my wild days.

    At a hotel after a concert one night in Seattle. Had driven 8 hours, went to show and then gone back to said Hotel smoking weed, drinking being loud and dumb etc. Myself, being a moron, had a digital scale, two ounces of mushrooms and a good quantity of mar1juana.

    KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK..... Everyone pretends to be asleep.

    "We arent stupid!, We know your in there" And this was on the third floor so we couldnt jump (which was an option at one point) I am pretty much at this point deciding on which card game I will take up as my primary source of amusement in Juvenile Corrections center. (I was 16 at the time). One of my friends gets the door and we all act asleep, they come in (one looked a lot like Michael C. Hall). They sent 2 of my friends into the bathroom to empty the beer in the tub (which was kind of funny because they had a lot of heer and took forever. Cop asks why he smells mar1juana. We tell him that some kids we had known lit up and then we kicked them out. Cops figure out that not a person in the room is above the age of 16. However, they let us go. No searches no nada. I was told by one of my friends later that it was because to search a minor you have to call and get consent from the parents. I suppose the cops were just being lazy.
     
  20. Breaker

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    [​IMG]

    :confused: :confused: :confused:

    Oh wait, she's white! Add twenty points to her grade.
     

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