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Can't get a date? Take that damn smile off your face.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Jun 30, 2011.

  1. Fyreball

    Fyreball Member

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    So based on this article, if a guy walks into a club, and does this all night:

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    he's destined to get laid?? I hate these "Here's how to get girls!" articles.....they are either geared for douches who mold their personality based on the latest comedy, or for anti-social Uggos who can't even have a conversation with their own mom without getting awkward and weird. Like someone said earlier, if you're sincere and genuine, you can do whatever the eff you want.....and not looking like Sloth from the Goonies helps.
     
  2. da_juice

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    The thadeus has spoken!
     
  3. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Yea, he looks like he is really going to get some action. I have done that pose before and every time a woman has seen me do that pose (meaning my wife, mother, sister, mother-in-law, etc.), they say almost always say the same thing - "Quit looking like a goofball!"

    And goofballs aren't attractive - at least to women, they aren't.
     
  4. Bear_Bryant

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    Stopped reading there.
     
  5. Northside Storm

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    anecdotal evidence, but I find girls are the most impressed when you simply don't really give a s*** about them.

    but yeah, be yourself and all that.
     
  6. Prince

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    You must not watch a lot of SyFy channel because there are some real hot Canadian women.

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  8. plutoblue11

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    Channeling the QT thread a little bit, the girl would not have posted that if it were like say someone from .... umm Clutchfans who had foot fetish for toes and had not-so gratifying sex (privacy can suck as a celebrity). That wouldn't be very juicy news for her friends, people who know her, or for the internet.


    QT = 15 minutes of fame for some random Indian Chick from the Valley.
     
  9. mylilpony

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    **** just got real.

    sincerely,
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  10. AroundTheWorld

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    Who gives a ****.
     
  11. The Real Shady

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    Stop smiling Brad or you won't be able to get a date!
     
  12. IBTL

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    " Can I haz anna megan!?!?"
     
  13. plutoblue11

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    Yeah, that's why I am doing this at the entire point of the article :rolleyes: ... a way for not taking other things into consideration.
     
  14. Shroopy2

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    Its convenient for us to think that women are ALL the same. But women are as diverse a group as there is. Instead of trying to figure out the "feminine mystique" and trying to appeal to ONE central female standard, I think its better to just be what you are and accept whatever demographic comes your way.

    But thats exactly WHY there's the constant dating advise columns. Because people do NOT WANT whats in their range. Its about how to get the HIGH RATED types that you NORMALLY CAN'T get.
     
  15. Shroopy2

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