Karl Malone could bust out with career highs in points, rebounds, assists, blocks, steals, etc and I still would not want him on the Rockets.
in fact, for all you karl/payton haters, it would be the ultimate sign of rocket superiority. the best players on "arch-nemisis" teams hanging their heads and conceeding to the dominant team.
It has been stated eloquently enough by others. However, this post brought to mind Office Space, and the next door neighbor, Lawrence. When presented with the following question: Peter "Let me ask you something. When you come in on Mondays, and you're not feeling too well, does anybody ever come up to you and say "sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays"?" Lawrence "No. No, man, ****, no, man. I believe you get your ass kicked for sayin' something like that, man. "
This is a joke right? cause it was almost funny...I'd sign every single WNBA player bf4 I would sign dirty Karla!!!
I would slightly prefer Karl Malone as our starting 4 over, say, Osama bin Laden. bin Laden is undersized for the 4 and needs to bulk up. He also lacks lateral quickness. I hope the person who started this thread was as serious about the suggestion as I am about this answer.
Osama has the height to play SG or SF but I'd be concerned with his health. His kidney problems are in the same neighborhood as Mournings and we all saw how that worked out for the Nets.
