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Can we party with your mom?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by pirc1, Jul 26, 2005.

  1. pirc1

    pirc1 Contributing Member

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    I wonder what was this woman thinking?

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    Mom Pleads Guilty to Hosting Sex Parties Mon Jul 25, 6:29 PM ET



    GOLDEN, Colo. - A woman who told police she wanted to be a "cool mom" pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol.

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    Silvia Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two counts of distribution of methamphetamine.

    "She described herself as a `cool mom,'" Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began `feeling like one of the group.'"

    Prosecutors did not recommend a sentence, but each sexual assault count carries up to two years in prison, and each count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor carries up to six years, district attorney's spokeswoman Pam Russell said.

    Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them.

    Police said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities.
     
  2. swilkins

    swilkins Contributing Member

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    Friend: Can I buy some meth from your Mom and then poke her?

    Son of Cool Mom: Sure man, she's cool.

    Something doesn't sound right about this. Oh yea - Mothers don't act like this. :rolleyes:
     
  3. Davidoff

    Davidoff Contributing Member

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    "Yeah.. I'm the COOL mom.. So whats the big deal with sleeping with boys half my age??"

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  4. The Real Shady

    The Real Shady Contributing Member

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    Wow, that is a cool mom. Hooking up high schoolers with ecstacy, alcohol, and sex.
     
  5. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    I wouldnt hit that with a 10 foot pole!
     
  7. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Contributing Member

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    It would take a whole lot of drugs and alcohol before I would even consider it!
     
  8. room4rentsf

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    thats why she provides it..

    J
     
  9. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Man it would suck to be that lady's kid.
     
  10. No Worries

    No Worries Contributing Member

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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Yuk. Just say no to cool moms.
     
  12. Austin70

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    I think that is Cartman's mom.
     
  13. Invisible Fan

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    Huh huh, uhh, your mom's a w****

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    Are you guys saying that when you were 16 years old, you wouldn't let this non MILF suck your dicks? I'm pretty sure I would have been all over that proposition.
     
  16. Master Baiter

    Master Baiter Contributing Member

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    Negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.
     
  17. wnes

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    Properly groomed, she's not that bad looking. But then again all the drugs she's taken did her.
     
  18. Sishir Chang

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    Which brings up the question does anyone ever look good in mug shots?
     
  19. pirc1

    pirc1 Contributing Member

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    If you don't mind me asking. Sishir, what do you do? You seem to do a lot of things. ;)
     
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