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Can we find Jim a nice gurrl?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by LosPollosHermanos, Jun 24, 2019.

  1. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Pay tucker
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    I don’t think skill is holding Jimbo back. He doesn’t come across as likeable as the curries or Yannisees. No way the NBA wants a stripper big booty thot loving guy as the face of its brand. If he really wants the MVP he has to find the one.

    Can we find our boy a nice down to earth southern chick to change his ways??
     
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    Kate Upt- sh**

    Damnit JV
     
  3. True Rocket

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    I think James could find us some nice girls
     
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    this thread dumb AF bro. all he needs is a strip club and a basketball court. aint no time for relationships. we gotta ship to win.
     
  5. Zboy

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    How about we find Jim more talented teammates?

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  6. Jontro

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    he needs a nice southern gal with experience. someone who can handle teh d.

    i think alexis texas is still single.
     
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    Harden and Megan Thee Stallion would be a perfect couple
     
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    Facts. She looks like his type.
     
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    Do you really want some chick getting in his head and money and screwing him up? Maybe she hates Houston. Jim needs to protect his money. She didn’t earn that. If he wants to do what is in his interests and keep his mind on b-ball because of the complicated lifestyle more power to him. He can get married when he is ready to change his lifestyle to fit those responsibilities. Meanwhile he is in China and ...

    PS. As to what everyone else in the media thinks of Jim...F’em. They will never like him. Bank accounts, rings, trophies, are real. People’s feelings or popularity who gives a sh1t.
     
  10. LosPollosHermanos

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    If you’re referring to the left cheek and right cheek as teammates..
     
  11. adeelionaire

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    Knew when i saw this corny ass thread title that OP would be this hating ass clown or Carl Herrera
     
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    magic banged thousands of women and he was the face of the league
     
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    It's not some weird conspiracy or anything man, we just didn't win enough. If we won 5 more games or maybe even if Harden just hit that game winner against the Thunder he'd be MVP. He'll have a good shot at it again next year.
     
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    How did he win MVP last year, though?

    Look, Harden can go out with whomever he wants, as long as it's not a Kardashian.
     
  15. Fulgore

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    Who wants to be tied up? Let that man live the life.
     
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    Not just women apparently
     
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    If you believe that I have some prime real estate to sell you in Southern Louisiana. Harden could have averaged 40 and we could have finished 1st seed and he still wasn’t winning MVP. He never will again. They said it last year that they were giving it to him as an achievement award but there were more deserving players. They said they were giving it this year to AD or Giannis before the season. This should be Harden’s 4th.

    Welcome to the real world where you read tomorrow’s headlines today because it doesn’t matter what really happens with the media. Harden scores 61 in a win, selfish. Averages 35 in playoff series he disappeared. Winning it all is the only way to send the appropriate FU response.
     
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  18. TheRealist137

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    different era

    nowadays Magic would be having "scandals" week. Women would be bragging about having sex with him and proving it with pics or DMs on IG. Any party that Magic goes to there will be vids of him acting a fool all over the net.
     
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    Nice gurls rarely have the butt to satisfy James.
     
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    I always thought Harden should get together with SI Cover model and VS Angel Danielle Herrington. They'd make a nice couple.
     
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