Nice. I always thought growing up that Zindler was working undercover as a new fast food hire, sliming his own ice machines, then putting a dime in to the federales to get his scoops. No reporter is that awesome without fabricating his own stories. Glad to know I wasn't alone. And now to the "big big big big big" finish: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wUqlbjxznZA&hl=en&fs=1&start=15"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wUqlbjxznZA&hl=en&fs=1&start=15" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
And I see it got to intended recipient. Some of y'all are too wound up. Never question my methods again, people.