Can I get some advice on how to tell a lady that you are interested in her?

Just go rent 'Scarface' and take notes on how gutter hobo Tony is able to land hottie Elvira. Remember, in this country first you get the money and the power, then you get the girl.

 

I agree with much of your advice, but I must draw the line here. Women do not want to be told that sort of thing over lunch at campus. And all the "feelings" lines aren't really going to do anything but tell you how nice you are.

Tell her lets go get some dinner and hang out. Go to a nice dinner in a spot with some ambiance relax, talk and have a few drinks if you're old enough. Then go talk and hang out somewhere like a park and just get to know her, and if it happens it happens, and if it doesn't then oh well. And if you think its the right moment, make the move!! Regrets suck and you don't want to get caught up in all that.

 

Thanks for my new signature MadMax. Wow, I feel the love.

 

I disagree, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

 

now i am truly honored!

(but i'm afraid this has effectively kicked me out of the closet now!)

 

That's great and all......I mean, I am the one that should be honored.......I am semi-responsible for your coming out party.

REALITY CHECK:
This has to be just lust or some sort of obsession, you can't possibly love me. You've never even met me.

This smells of cheap wine, cigars, and restraining orders.....