You know what would be a great poll? "Have you ever masturbated to anything posted on this BBS?" YES 99.9999999999999999999999% NO UNDEFINED
What's the big deal? I mean, use better sense than to do it out in the open where the other roommate can see. And falling asleep in the middle of p*rn is kinda weird. But your significant other isn't always around to satisfy that particular biological need. And it's not like there was another woman involved, just this presumably faithful guy and his pr0n collection. Maybe if he was choosing rosy palm over the g/f it would be a different story.
LMAO... for the record, everyone does it...Masturbation is perfectly natural, now given, he should have done a better job cover his tracks, but in the end, maybe he wanted to get caught and didn't want to hide his new hobby... Besides, its a hell of a lot better to masturbate as a couple, heck, even on the phone...
"98% of men polled say they masturbate. The other 2% lied." Anyway, I thought it was sort of LAME of the girl to tell you, dude, what happened to YOUR BUDDY. I mean, I could see it as OK if the girl was your friend FIRST, but you said these people are your BUDDY and his girlfriend, right? And besides, the GIRL told you, but HE didn't. Second, it doesn't say anywhere on the story that she caught him with his hand on his "thingie" or with RESIDUE, STAINS, MUCOUS STUFF, EVIDENCE, or whatever you want to call the discharge, anywhere in sight. Can you double check this for us, please? That way I learn... If my wife told someone about her catching ME, i'd divorce. jk, babes.
Dobel: Do you masturbate, Falk? I mean, given the circumstances of your sex life, I would think... This is not... stop squirming. Falk: I'm not. I don't know. Now and then, I guess. Dobel: When is now and then? On Easter and Purim? Falk: I don't really enjoy it. Dobel: Are you doing it right? Does your hand fall asleep? Falk: I happen to think it's a poor substitute for the real thing. Dobel: Really? 'Cause I happen to prefer it to the real thing. Last night I was home alone in my apartment and I conjured up a threesome with me, Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren, and it was very very erotic. As a matter of fact, if I'm not mistaken, it was the first time those two great actresses ever appeared in anything together.
Just a guess based on all the babe threads. Now that I think about it, we've been pretty tame lately, except for my Jessica Alba in GQ thread.
No one is safe from this board. The dude polished his nob and got caught. He has to live with knowing it (he may not give a rats ass though). Perhaps his girlfriend needs to move on, since apparantly she doesn't understand that some men can get kinda freaky when pulling a nut. My question is what exactly was he getting off on? Was she offended by what she saw on the screen more than the fact his wang was hanging out (he was drunk, you know). She needs to have a sit down on this one and decide what she wants and stop sharing this personal crap with people that just turn around and post it on a bbs for laughs. Once someone determines how to get off, it becomes part of life. Unfortunately since Gore discovered the internet, masturbation is not as simple as opening up a cosmo. Now you can choose from any variety of things from girlies to sick ****. Whatever happen to National Lampoon magazine??? God I miss being 9.
there was no physical evidence he had done anything, everything was circumstantial p*rn playing on computer pants around knee's drunk and passed out There was no Proof of anything! J
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Sorry to disapoint you but I'm a dude. My point being is that might a guy feel a little um..lacking if he caught his GF or wife masturbating to naked pics of heavily muscled guys with certain equine like traits. Considering how many guys get upset when they see their significant other checking out another guy let alone if they catch them masturbating to pics of other men.
