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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by room4rentsf, Apr 29, 2005.

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  1. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Sometimes it's not worth the effort. There have been times that both of us have said, "I want to get off, but quickly". Even though we've become masters at the quick fix for the both of us (we both got off while my roommate was taking out the trash once), sometimes it's just easier doing the job yourself.

    T_J,

    I don't think I've ever agreed with you more. :D
     
  2. room4rentsf

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    wouldnt whacking off to p*rn be a better alternative to having an affair.

    or like someone stated earlier sometimes its faster and easier just to take care of yourself. (not that I would know of course)

    J
     
  3. Isabel

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    well, looks like that's as good a solution as any...

    don't know what I did to deserve pent up anger from people I don't even know. :( I was just curious. My husband, for the record, never did any of this stuff. Of course, different guys are different. Forgive us women for not being able to empathize with the male sex drive. We may sympathize (not like we don't ever get horny ourselves), but we cannot fully empathize.

    And there is a big difference between sex and intimacy... that's one of the things I'm honestly trying to sort out right now. I know how women feel about it, but how does it work for most men? But, if sex and emotional intimacy are going to be kept as separate things (at least some of the time), then I suppose it's better if you go "polish the helmet" by yourself than if you just try to use some other woman for satisfaction. At least you're not emotionally involving the woman in the p*rn video, or catching diseases from her. Still, you might end up not equating sex with intimacy at all... I worry about that, because I hear some people end up with relationship problems later for that reason.

    Bottom line, if you're going to do it, don't get caught. We can all (well, maybe not RM95 and T_J :D ) agree on that one.
     
  4. A-Train

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    ...or you just never caught him. :D
     
  5. coma

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    Agree. Show me one guy who doesn't tenderize his beef and I'll show you a liar.
     
  6. xcharged

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    show me the hottest girl on the planet, and i'll show you a guy that's tired of ****** her.

    who was that Hefner?
     
  7. cagey veteran

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    I think that women equate intimacy with dumping all of their emotional B.S. on their significant others. She has baggage, and when she is in a bad mood, her boyfriend/husband becomes the whipping boy for all of her problems. When I was in a bad mood, I would just want to be left alone. When my GF was in a bad mood, she would want to take it out on me, and it rarely had anything to do with me. When men only want sex in a relationship, its because everything else didn't work out and that's the only part of the relationship that was good....
     
  8. Isabel

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    Maybe I did it for him. :D

    (I know, TMI.) The weird thing about sex and masturbation... you never know what the other person's thinking about. You could just be using another person as a device, an excuse to be "doing the right thing" or not doing the loser thing, while all along no telling where your mind is. A lot of times there's not really much difference... may as well have been doing all that by yourself. It's "using", it's not right, all that. I get the feeling it happens a lot though.
     
  9. coma

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    Actually, not enough..

    Please expound.

    Kidding. Still, when it comes to Hans Solo, no flies the ship like yourself.
     
  10. Tdogg

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    I did not intend to come across as angered and if you took it that way I apologize.

    My concern came from the idea that you initially mentioned that he "has a girlfriend and everything."

    That comment made me think that in a relationship there are moments when your partner may not be in the mood or you may not be in the mood.

    Simply having a partner does not equate that all urges will be fulfilled the moment they arise.

    So that is why I made my original comment that the guy's gf may not have wanted to tame his "urges," so he did what he did.

    On the other hand ( no pun intended ;) ), If he does that because he is disinterested in his gf then that is definitely questionable.
     
  11. MR. MEOWGI

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    lol


    Jerry: What'sa matter?
    George: My mother caught me.
    Jerry: Caught you? Doing what?
    George: You know. I was alone...
    Elaine: You mean...!
    George: Uh huh.
    Kramer: She caught you!?
    Jerry: Where?
    George: I stopped by the house to drop the car off and I went inside for a few minutes. Nobody was there...they're sapose to be working! My mother had a Glamour Magazine and I started...
    Jerry: Glamour!
    George: So, one thing led to another.
    Jerry: So what did she do?
    George: First she screams, "George! What are you doing!? My God!" And it looked like she was going to faint, she started clutching the wall trying to hang on to it. I didn't know whether to keep her from falling, or zip up.
    Jerry: What did you do?
    George: I zipped up!
    Elaine: So she fell?
    George: Yeh. Well I couldn't run over there the way I was!
    ---murmuring---
    George: So she fell, and then she starts screaming, "My back! My back!" So I picked her up and took her to the hospital.
    Elaine: How is she?
    George: She's in traction.
    Elaine: *giggles* Sorry.
    George: It's not funny Elaine.
    Elaine: I know, I'm fine.
    George: Her back went out, she's gonna be there for a couple of days. All she said on the way in the car was, "Why George why?" And I said, "Because it's there."
    Jerry: Glamour?
    ---giggles---
    George: Well I'll tell ya this stuff, I am never doing...that again.
    Elaine: What? You mean in your mother's house, or all together?
    George: All together.
    Everyone: Oh, yeah right.
    George: You don't think I can?
    Jerry: No chance!
    George: You think you could?
    Jerry: Well I know I could hold out longer than you.
    George: Care to make an interest in it?
    Jerry: Sure, how much?
    George: 100 dollars?
    Jerry: You're on.
    Kramer: What a second, wait a second, count me in on this.
    Jerry: You? You'll be out before we make the check!
    Elaine: I wanna be in on this too.
    Everyone: Oh no no no.
    Elaine: Why? What, what? Why?
    Jerry: Cause you're a woman!
    Elaine: So what!
    Jerry: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man. We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh...shaving.
    Elaine: Oh, that is such a ballogne, I shave my legs.
    Kramer: Not everyday.
    George: Alright look, you wanna be in?
    Elaine: Yeah!
    George: You gotta give us odds. Atleast two to one, you gotta put up 200 dollars.
    Kramer: No, a thousand.
    Elaine: No, no, I'll put up one fifty.
    George: Alright, you're in for one fifty.
    Jerry: Ok.
    George: Now, how are we gonna monitor this?
    Jerry: Well, obviously we know eachother very well, I'm sure we'll all feel comfortable with the confines of the honours system.
    Everyone: Hee....YEAH!
     
  12. xcharged

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    Women "use" men for intimacy. They pretend that they are interested in sex but they are just faking that to get at us for our intimacy. I feel so used and dirty.
     
  14. Isabel

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    Don't worry Tdogg, it wasn't you. Your response was at least reasonable and wasn't like a personal insult or anything. :)
     
  15. ima_drummer2k

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    What'd I do???

    [​IMG]
     
  16. coma

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    i2k-

    You are so lucky right now. If you were here right now, I'd give you a hug.
     
  17. Sishir Chang

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    Its not like women don't masturbate. There wouldn't be a whole industry if they didn't. So for the guys what would you do if you caught your GF or wife?
     
  18. akperez

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    oh please!!!! Let me answer that.........he would most definitley sqeaul with absolute delight!...and then expect you to do it more often! ;)
     
  19. Oski2005

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    secretly tape it and put it on the internet.
     
  20. Molotov Cocktail

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    I seriously busted out laughing when I read that. This reminds me of a quote that one of my friends made a couple years back:

    "Getting mad at a guy for masturbating is like getting mad at Jesus because He's praying."
     

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