so you're saying that if G Dubb and Saddam were playing streetball, G Dubb would bounce the ball off Saddams head and then lay it up and yell "GAME TIME"?
was that a joke? "hire a new writer"? come on dude. who wrote your jokes? the dude from "saved by the bell?"
Let the boy carry on. Hopefully he'll get bored and go back to the GARM where he obliviously belongs.
Of course tinman thinks we're in this quagmire of a war because Mario Elie doesn't play for the Rockets anymore. Got a flat tire? That's cause we don't have Cassell anymore. Your girlfriend dumped you? Les's fault for firing Rudy. Your dog died? Shouldn't have traded OT. Two can play this silly game, tinman.
you know the great thing batman? i can either say a simple pro-bush or anti-bush comment, but would be so freaking boring. that's JVG style, i'm with the dream shake, I'll show you one thing and bam, i'm at the hoop. For example: bush and saddam are both unpopular characters. I put in a popular character into the mix "RON ARTEST", then i saw something like "Bush threw the drink on Ron Artest". A statement that unbelieavable and false. yet I prove such furor because: 1. people think i'm a certain side (i'll play the other side soon) 2. the creativity and genius of it causes them to loose their cool and COMPLETELY ABANDON THE ORIGINAL INTENT OF THIS THREAD This is like trash talking in the NBA, i got into someone's head and now I can control them. OWNED
It's not trash talking actually. It's trolling. You don't say offensive, hypocritical crap like your apparent mentor though, so it's at least a little more benign. You have learned well from him though with regard to the art of posting mediocre jokes, being told your posts are stupid and then declaring victory. If you really want to make a splash, talk about how the other side (whichever one you're playing at the time) wants Americans to die and their murderers to thrive. That's sure fire.
Tinman, making jokes can be funny or not. That is fine. But intentionally trolling and derailing a thread is lame, rude, and inconsiderate. You can switch sides on issues, and play whatever games you feel like, but trolling takes away from whatever other stuff you are trying to accomplish.
I could say that GW is bad leader and Dick Cheney is a corporate cake, but how fun is that? I'll tell me my philosophy batman and you should know this. they'll never end the batman series or comics because there's always an endless source of bad guys and bad things. there's no uptopia ever. guarantee you in 20-100years, there will be corrupt politicians democrats, republicans, independents whatever. its the nature of the game. clinton wasnt the best guy in the world, neither was reagan, bush 1, kenedy, carter etc.. but they did whatever it takes that they felt was necessary. no one ever does anything with the purpose of bad intentions. hey let's screw up the world? no. look at enron, so freaking funny. people were dying to work for that place. what happened? they screwed over california and made false statements. a good thing? hell no, but what did they REALLLY want to do? they want to make lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. is that a bad thing, no? but the method they did it was terrible. Is george bush, satan? no he's not clever enough. is he wanting to cause ruin the world? no, he's trying to better it, but his theories may not work well. when kanye west dropped that GW didnt care about blacks. that wasnt right, but i got him plenty of publicity and did what he wanted to do. he didnt like the president and dropped that on tv. that was a genius move. but does kanye really believe that? NO. he wanted to say GW didnt care about POOR PEOPLE, but that wouldnt cause any contraversy. That's what I do here. I'm the Kanye West of the group.
i made a joke, someone claimed i was trolling which i wasnt, so instead of backing off. I gave him what they wanted for just a little bit. maxwell wouldnt back down from a challenge, nor will I. i'll make a political statement here and there, but if someone 'you arent funny and you are trolling' they are going get it from me. you know i'm unstoppable here, i'm just taking some people to school.
Talk about delusions of grandeur. Dude, you're not even the Trader Jorge of this board. And if you can't hit that easy bar, well... Having seen your sincere take on serious issues though, maybe go back to trolling. Your theory that all politicians are well-meaning incompetents is as simple minded as it is weak.
dude you aren't even Robin, quit doing batman an injustice. my theory is strong and i can prove it. no man is purely good or evil so therefore no politician is pure and incorrupt. the fact that they are politicians instead of just being rich white people means they are in it because they believe they want to do good. you just got owned. trade in the batmobile for the kia.
Got it, tinman. All politicians are exactly the same. Good one. The idea that they're all in it for the right reasons rather than they're all **********s is a fresh take though. Kudos for that. That really was funny. I'm gonna let the grownups get back to the subject of the thread now. You know, the one where Bush was allegedly so bent on an elective war that he wanted to perpetrate another gigantic international lie in order to make sure it happened. I know it's no big deal to you (hey, Jefferson, Lincoln and MLK would have done the same thing!), but it is to the rest of the world -- most particularly the ones whose families have died unnecessarily as a result. If you read a paper once in a while you might not think it was so funny.
Can't we just impeach Bush already? When are the elections for Senate and Congress, so we can get some more balance in congress? DD
i appreciate that you enjoy it. that's why im here for my fellow clutchfans. there are people out there that just freakin complain and do nothing. hate GW? dont waste your time hold up signs, run for office, work for your local democrat, do some lobbying, join some organization. this is about 1% of the freaking population. like W? do something that he supports. so to church groups and build houses and stuff. there are so many posers here, either politically or nba-ically. i have to pull theses weeds out and spray em. also there's NOTHING wrong with seeing both sides of the coin. i know a dude who hated GW but joined the marines to go to IRAQ. he came back seeing the good and the bad. that's what is all about. that's what freaking wrong with the country now, its so polarized. if i can do my part and depolarize it. then i'll do it. you need a superhero, dont call batman, call on the tinman!
DaDakota's back! Awesome. Just in time to represent the vast majority of swing voters in this country that gave Bush a free ride against all the evidence for years before finally waking up. Welcome back, DaDa.
