"Hey Gore! Why don't ya go get a job, ya lazy bum!" ------------------ Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N
"Whoooo's Yoooo Daaadddyyyyyyyyyyy, beeyatach!" ------------------ This space awaiting something witty to be said in a long, slow off-season...
Achoo ------------------ "For there is nothing either good or bad, thinking makes it so." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet
Hey Clinton! Wanna race?! This souped up baby almost hits 10 mph! We can race for who gets to be President next time. What? I don't care about terd limits, I'm the damn PRESIDENT! Now let's do this thing! Give me a beer!" ------------------ I would rather have Mo Taylor and his love of the Rockets than Webber and his love of our money. Rocket's need power forward. Mo near now. Go near Mo.
"Hey BABY, let me show you my '9 iron'!!!!" ------------------ "Oh No..." -Bill Walton in 97 just before Stockton's buzzer beater
"Hey! Don't come near me! I'm an idiot!" ------------------ Protrolls.com! "I want to be like Olajon." -Sagana Diop has the right idea... Keep the ???? alive!
FIVE! ------------------ I would rather have Mo Taylor and his love of the Rockets than Webber and his love of our money. Rocket's need power forward. Mo near now. Go near Mo.
*SNIFF* *SNIFF* Damn, gotta stop doing lines off of the back of my index finger. I'm the president. I can aford a mirror. ------------------
Bush: That poo-poo platter we had for lunch smells funny. Cheney: Huhuh. If only he knew. ------------------
"Damn you people, go back to your shanties" ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org