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Brokeback Rockets

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by deb4rockets, Jan 22, 2016.

  1. deb4rockets

    deb4rockets Contributing Member
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    We finally got Howard playing a full game after back problems, but Montejunas and Decker have killed us with their Brokeback situations and inability to contribute all year. We finally got Jones healthy, and luckily Ariza can always be depended on, but we are the Brokeback Bad News Bears of basketball.

    Too many guards, too many lineup changes, too little healthy big men, terribly inconsistent shooters, and an arm flailing fouls drawing bearded man who knows how to get his free throws, but leads the league in turnovers. Harden isn't even fun for me to watch most of the time. Yes, Howard and Harden have had two of their best games this past week but we still lost. We have resorted to hacking out of desperation, and it's painful to try and enjoy games anymore.

    No consistent lineup, Harden doing as he wants, with no coach able to reign in his ego, two Brokeback big men sitting out all year, guards changing out more often than than at Buckingham Palace, McDaniels being used as a hacker, and Capella open for alley oops, only to be ignored by Harden most of the time. Our Future is in our young men with potential, but we can't see the light yet because it is shining in the wrong places.

    Will our healthy Brokebacks make the big difference we need, or do we need to keep the fresh and healthy with potential, dump the egos and big money uncoachables, and start all over with new stars and a new coach? You tell me, because I honestly don't know.

    What I do know is that I don't want to lose Howard, but would like seeing Harden's salary go to someone who is a pure shooter, And more fun to watch. Many enjoy his style, but I don't. Besides that, you can't win championships with terrible inconsistency shooting, and turning the ball over at crunch time.
     
  2. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Motiejūnas
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    Capela

    Otherwise, 5 star thread. Will not read again
     
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    Who plays Heath Ledger and who plays Gyllenhaal?
     
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    You start licking fingers and I am out.
     
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0qzMsJ-tmJY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    Would say lock it up, but, its funny
     
  7. MONON

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    That thread title WAAAS misleading! :grin:
     
  8. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Finch and Rojas, respectively.
     
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    dafuq did I just read?
     
  10. Surfguy

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    We're a .500 team. It's hard to comprehend given what we did last season but it's the reality. I don't think any one of us are convinced we are one or two players away from accomplishing anything. That used to be the whole smokescreen. We were a "Bosh" away from a title. I guess we are a "Durant" away from a title now if we retain Howard and Harden...huh? BS

    The sad reality is there is no way to fix this team and make them elite.

    Edit: Posting made before I heard we got Josh Smith back. I guess we are contenders now. ;)
     
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    Jason Collins faints
     
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    TL:DR

    Opened this thread fully expecting to see a video/gif with that famed line of "I just cant quit you" pertaining to Morey not being able to quit Smoove. LOL. Boo this man!
     
  13. deb4rockets

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    My apologies to those 3 for not spelling their names right.
     
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    Lol it's funny cus gay sex
     
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    This would explain why Harden spends so much of his time away from the team with floozies.

    I feel strongly that this is a term that should never be googled.
     

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