Well JeeberD.....you have to understand that based on your quote: I assumed, given the implied "lisp," that you in fact WERE a homosexual. Being that in the great state of Texas you can't marry anyone legally, then how would someone such as yourself have in-laws? I'm sorry for any confusion. Enjoy your pizza.
Poor Jeeber, he was outed by luckystrikes while he was never in! I am really getting into the Seinfeld quotes today!