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Britney Sucks Thread

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by North Star, Nov 29, 2006.

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  1. peleincubus

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    "She fed Sean ice cream before bed because the cold would make him sleepy," said a source.


    kind of hard to beat that line...
     
  2. Lil Pun

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    Did anybody really expect Britney to be a good mother?
     
  3. Manny Ramirez

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    Yup, and they will probably not have a single ounce of talent (not saying that their mother has loads of it, but you know what I'm saying).
     
  4. RunninRaven

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    Well, I suppose that unearned money and fame are a decent reparations for having to have Britney as a mother.
     
  5. professorjay

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    I'm thinking they're going to be the next Nicole Richie by their late teens: drinking, drugs, clubbing at hotspots, all fueled by Britney's money and making headlines because their mother is famous.
     
  6. No Worries

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    Does anyone believe half the sh*t in this article.

    These are just a few bad habits Britney Spears lets her baby boys - Sean Preston, 22 months, and Jayden James, 11 months - indulge in when they are away from dad Kevin Federline, Us magazine is reporting.

    For his part, Federline has become a doting dad, according to the mag.

    "He's getting them into sports and dancing," said a Federline pal.


    I would pay-for-view to see a 11 month and a22 month old boy "dance and do sports".

    Methinks that this is a puff piece put out by KFed's PR flacks*. Nothing to see here. Time to move on.

    * paid for by Britney's settlement money no doubt
     
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    http://keyetv.com/entertainment/entertainment_story_214121202.html

    Doctor: Britney Spears May Be Bipolar
    A Psychologist Says That The Troubled Pop Star's Problems May Go Very Deep


    (CBS) NEW YORK The cause of Britney Spears' bizarre behavior has been subject of much speculation. Some say she's on drugs, others say it's post-partum depression and now a psychologist is saying it could be bipolar disorder.

    "Her erratic behavior has moved into bipolar disorder," psychologist Dr. Robert Butterworth, who has not treated the singer, told Us magazine.

    Recently, Spears' actions have rivaled even her February head-shaving melt-down. Last month she jumped into the ocean wearing nothing but her underwear, and the next day she raised many eyebrows with her conduct during a photo shoot for OK! magazine. According to the magazine, she ruined thousands of dollars worth of clothes and even made off with some. At one point she was grooving to Janet Jackson's "Rhythm Nation" and the next she was storming off.

    "Your energy level and emotions alternate between highs and lows, and that seems to have happened here," Butterworth told Us magazine.

    But Psychologist Robi Ludwig, who also hasn’t treated the 25-year-old, told Us that the singer might have a mood disorder. Ludwig also said that her behavior is "self-destructive, erratic and dramatic," and could indicate drug or alcohol use.

    "She strikes me as someone going through a delayed adolescence," Ludwig said.

    Indeed, some of the postings on Spears' Web site haven't seemed to be the musings of an adult mother of two.

    In large, bold red letters, she writes "You'll Never See It My Way Because You're Not Me."

    Then she asks her fans to vote on titles for her new album. Among the choices are: "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like" and " What if the Joke is on You."

    Then she concludes with another cryptic quote: "Mother to grandmother, and my my, you're grand."
     
  8. emjohn

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    Sensationalized, probably, but that girl is a dysfunctional 8 yr-old that got tapped into coke. She's in need of serious help.
     
  9. JuanValdez

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    That was my reaction. A 22-month old can dance and maybe can shoot on a nerf basketball net. More likely, they're sitting next to him on the couch while he watches football.
     
  10. hotballa

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    or dancing with the stars, since thats probably kevin's next gig
     
  11. BigSherv

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    mans she makes Michael Jackson seem likw a great parent.
     
  12. No Worries

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    expect for that whole sex part.
     
  13. BigSherv

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    Knowing the deadly bacteria that live inside that skank's snatch, I can safely say I would not touch Britney with a ten foot pole.

    One night of sex doesn't make up for a lifetime of crotch rot!

    :D
     
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    C'mon, we all know all celebs are airbrushed...However, these are some pretty nice pics...I'd hit it...:)
     
  17. BigSherv

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    You gotta admit, that booty crack shot is nice :D
     
  18. tulexan

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    They are nice, but they aren't real. You can make anyone look good with airbrushing.
     
  19. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Next time some woman mentions baby weight, I am gonna refer them to those picks.....

    YAOWZA !!

    DD
     
  20. conquistador#11

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    That's obviously a wig right? Hair doesn't grow that fast. She looks like Thalia in those black and white pics.
     

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