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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by North Star, Nov 29, 2006.

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Xerobull said:

You can take the trash out of the trailer park...
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Really? You can? You should tell them that.

#41 Achilleus, Nov 30, 2006

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Britney? I'd rather bone Tiffany.

#42 Saint Louis, Nov 30, 2006
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Who ever would have guessed Britney would have turned out trashier than Christina Aguilera?

#43 Faos, Nov 30, 2006
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I've moved on to other love interests such as Fergie Ferg, JoJo, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, and Rachael Ray. Plenty of fish in the sea.

#44 North Star, Nov 30, 2006
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6 years ago, back when I was still in high school and my hormones were raging, I would've killed to see her nude.

How anticlimactic.

#46 surrender, Nov 30, 2006
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She won me over again as a fan and only a fan when on Will and Grace where she called Jack b****. That was hilarious. After the 2nd pregnancy, that was it for me. I was done with her. Britney Spears has gone from my b**** to a b****.

#47 North Star, Dec 1, 2006

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I never understood why she was famous in the first place. I never thought she was good looking at all.

#48 MR. MEOWGI, Dec 1, 2006
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Yaozer said:

Well she did make out with her, maybe she thought she'd steal a little bit of Madonna's mojo that way. Speaking of making out.. I was more turned on by Christina's kiss that Britney.
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Well, i like all girl on girl action...well, hot girl on girl...And to me, I think she's hawt...

#49 rrj_gamz, Dec 1, 2006
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The mystery of Britney Spears' missing panties has been solved -- Jamie Kennedy found them! Kennedy showed up at the Arby's Action Sports Awards last night wearing a pair of panties on his face and holding a sign that read: "I Found Britney's Panties."

#50 Faos, Dec 2, 2006
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I love the perception of people in the world. You know, Britney was a terrible singer, an average performer and essentially an average-looking girl whose producers just happened to know how to push the right dirty-old-men buttons by having her sing less-than-memorable songs dressed up in skanky outfits all the while knowing that she'd flash that Mickey Mouse club schoolgirl smile and people would drool.

She turned into this lusted-after icon, when, in reality, she's just a poor southern kid who wanted to make babies.

She makes dumb choices - the kinds of dumb choices all of us made under the age of 25 - divorces one of those dumb choices and is crucified by the media because, as a young, divorced woman who probably isn't that bright, she wants to do what all young, not-so-bright women want to do when they have a lot of money and are pissed at their ex's: party. And who better to party with than the Queen of Parties, Paris Hilton?

She also wants to try and resurrect a career that ain't coming back because no one thinks she's cute and innocent anymore, plus the industry has passed her by and she's become more of a sideshow than a performer.

All of this is done under the scrutiny of an ever-invasive gossip-mongering media that photographs every public moment and does their best to be as sellacious as possible - long lenses capturing people topless sunbathing in their own yards, cameras positioned to get shots of women as they get out of cars and expose themselves.

And guess who is to blame for all of this: we are. We are so fixated on celebrities and what they are doing, that we demand that we see this crap. This is a frigging basketball bulletin board and we're debating the career of a pop star with no artistic merit and debateable looks. We're worse than a bunch of gossipy 50's era grandmothers sitting around the bingo parlor talking about how disgusting it is that women wear skirts that allow them to see their ankles while they rip through the pages of Look Magazine to see the latest bathing suit photos from their favorite starlet.

You guys complain so much about the RIAA and the media, yet they completely have your number. Their brilliance is so deceptive, even you think that making fun of Spederline is funny when, in reality, it's just helping them sell papers, push blog ad revenue and keep Nancy O'Dell from working as a weekend anchor in Columbus.

I find that hilarious.
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I find this very insightful and well written. So you do more than basketball?

#51 solid, Dec 2, 2006
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I heard an actual news report saying Britney was caught THREE times without wearing her panties this week.

Enough already.

#52 Faos, Dec 2, 2006
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i wanna see more@

#53 bladeage, Dec 2, 2006

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Jeff said:

I love the perception of people in the world. You know, Britney was a terrible singer, an average performer and essentially an average-looking girl whose producers just happened to know how to push the right dirty-old-men buttons by having her sing less-than-memorable songs dressed up in skanky outfits all the while knowing that she'd flash that Mickey Mouse club schoolgirl smile and people would drool.

She turned into this lusted-after icon, when, in reality, she's just a poor southern kid who wanted to make babies.

She makes dumb choices - the kinds of dumb choices all of us made under the age of 25 - divorces one of those dumb choices and is crucified by the media because, as a young, divorced woman who probably isn't that bright, she wants to do what all young, not-so-bright women want to do when they have a lot of money and are pissed at their ex's: party. And who better to party with than the Queen of Parties, Paris Hilton?

She also wants to try and resurrect a career that ain't coming back because no one thinks she's cute and innocent anymore, plus the industry has passed her by and she's become more of a sideshow than a performer.

All of this is done under the scrutiny of an ever-invasive gossip-mongering media that photographs every public moment and does their best to be as sellacious as possible - long lenses capturing people topless sunbathing in their own yards, cameras positioned to get shots of women as they get out of cars and expose themselves.

And guess who is to blame for all of this: we are. We are so fixated on celebrities and what they are doing, that we demand that we see this crap. This is a frigging basketball bulletin board and we're debating the career of a pop star with no artistic merit and debateable looks. We're worse than a bunch of gossipy 50's era grandmothers sitting around the bingo parlor talking about how disgusting it is that women wear skirts that allow them to see their ankles while they rip through the pages of Look Magazine to see the latest bathing suit photos from their favorite starlet.

You guys complain so much about the RIAA and the media, yet they completely have your number. Their brilliance is so deceptive, even you think that making fun of Spederline is funny when, in reality, it's just helping them sell papers, push blog ad revenue and keep Nancy O'Dell from working as a weekend anchor in Columbus.

I find that hilarious.
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only thing that could possibly make this post better is if you were making any point whatsoever.

now can somebody please direct me to the pic's of that skank's bush?

#54 rocketfat, Dec 2, 2006
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MR. MEOWGI said:

I never understood why she was famous in the first place. I never thought she was good looking at all.
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considering all your man love posts, that's actually understanable.

#55 pgabriel, Dec 2, 2006
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mmmm...daddy likey...to find the pics, I think I went to drunkstepfather or something like that...google should be your friend...

#56 rrj_gamz, Dec 2, 2006
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I have no idea what this has to do with Britney Spears, but I like it.

#57 Saint Louis, Dec 2, 2006
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A-Train said:

I'm pretty sure North Star is still a virgin...
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Not his behind though.

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