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Britney strikes again - baby fractures skull

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. Aceshigh7

    Aceshigh7 Member

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    Actually, the baby fell while in the care of the nanny. Britney and her husband were out of town at the time. So I don't see how you can blame them for this.
     
  2. Shaji

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    werd.
     
  3. Uprising

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    You owe me a new monitor! LOL! :eek: :D
     
  4. hooroo

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    too late. once you drop them on their heads, they grow up to be like sloth from the goonies.
     
  5. 3814

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    okay???

    how the hell is the baby supposed to be okay? it's got britney and k-fed as it's parents!

    first words "that's the fire"
     
  6. across110thstreet

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    you people believe this?

    this is garbage news reporting at its finest...

    media looking for a story and people taking it hook line and sinker...

    nothing has been reported besides a visit was paid to their home by Child Welfare Services...

    the baby hit his head, and tabloids all over the world eat it up...

    this is what is wrong with our world today...
     
  7. MadMax

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    and even if they were home, i don't know if you could necessarily blame them for this. accidents happen to everyone.
     
  8. Oski2005

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    According to the blurb I read, the Child Services people closed the investigation the same day they went out. It also said that they took the baby to their pediatrician and he said the baby was fine but when they noticed the baby was sleeping a lot and not very active, they took him to a hospital.

    Who knows what happened, but the baby is fine now and we'll get to enjoy watching how crazy he turns out.
     
  9. RunninRaven

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    I kind of figured that is what happened. The article mentions the accident and the hospital visit 6 days later, but never really said one way or another whether or not they took the baby to a doctor immediately following the accident...which made me suspect they did but it was omitted because it wouldn't make for "good" journalism. Stupid hacks.
     
  10. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I guess my brother and sister in-law are ****ty parents because she sat on a patio chair that had one leg off the deck, causing mother and baby to fall fracturing my nephew's skull.

    How's the view from ya'll's high horses?

    :rolleyes:
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    Somebody really misses the D&D.
     
  12. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Well, yeah. :)

    But something annoys me about a bunch of guys who get woodys discussing Britney Spears' parenting skills.
     
  13. Faos

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    This article is on the internet so I know it's true.

    http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/04122006_spearsgravity.shtml

    Britney Spears Blames Lack of Gravity for Baby's Fall

    By Chip Hilton
    Apr 12, 2006, 08:50

    MALIBU - Britney Spears told child welfare agents that her son's fall on April 1 was caused by a temporary lack of gravity, which is "emblematic of a larger crisis to come." The twenty-four-year-old pop star explained that she first learned of "the impending gravity problem" through her studies of Kabbalah, a Jewish mystical tradition.

    "Kabbalah teaches us that the world's supply of gravity is limited," said Ms. Spears, "and we are depleting that supply at an unconscionable rate. The United States, which is home to 5 percent of the world's population, consumes nearly 60 percent of its gravity. The air travel involved in one pop singer's tour alone uses more gravity than the entire eighteenth century. That's why I haven't been on the road in twenty months."

    According to Ms. Spears, Sean Preston's accident occurred when his nanny was lifting him from his high chair. The nanny playfully tossed Sean Preston into the air. To her dismay the seven-month-old child kept rising until he hit his head on the ceiling and crashed to the floor.

    "Fortunately Sean Preston was unhurt, but the incident brought home the gravity of the situation" said Ms. Spears. "Thank god this didn't happen outdoors."

    Ms. Spears told child welfare agents she was going to replace Sean Preston's high chair with a low chair, and she was going to take other steps "to gravity proof" her house. Those steps include laying pop-up toasters on their sides, shortening the strippers' poles in her husband's recreation room, and wearing a bra at all times.


    Sean Preston was examined by a physician the day his accident occurred. The physician said the baby had not been harmed by the fall. Ms. Spears became alarmed over the course of the next few days, however, when Sean Preston began exhibiting noticeable changes in behavior.

    "To be candid," said Ms. Spears, "we had been worried that Sean Preston was short-bus material. He was completely covered with hair until he was three weeks old, and before the gravity accident instead of investigating new objects by putting them in his mouth—as is developmentally appropriate for a baby his age—he stuck them in his ear. After the accident, he started putting things in his mouth."

    In addition, said Ms. Spears, after the accident Sean Preston started turning his head in her direction instead of the opposite direction when she called his name. Fearful that he might have suffered "a cranial insult," she took him to a local hospital for a checkup.

    "I was relieved to learn," said Ms. Spears, "that the changes in Sean Preston's behavior were consistent with normal maturational development instead of head trauma. Nevertheless, I still think I'm going to keep him in a helmet for a while."
     
  14. ima_drummer2k

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    Yeah, I wish we would get back to just posting pictures of her T and A like the old days.

    Oh, the mammories....er, memories.
     
  15. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    See, now you get me!
     
  16. No Worries

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    It had to be said ...

    Hit me baby, one more time
     
  17. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    the irony is that the media by trying to find something wrong with this family every waking minute of everyday is gonna do more harm to that child than brittney and the kev the illegal sampler ever could.
     
  18. underoverup

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    oh brother, i think your post is the high horsiest of them all. :rolleyes:
     
  19. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Except I'm not the one criticizing the parenting skills of someone 2,000 miles away and of someone I've never and will never meet.

    But, whatever gets you through the day.
     
  20. underoverup

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    you're criticizing posters on this board though.


    and yeah, there is no recent history of britney doing anything dumb with that baby.
     

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