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Britney should be put in jail for this

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Feb 7, 2006.

  1. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    You need to get out more.
     
  2. percicles

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    Trailer fetish?
     
  3. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    Either that or a cellulite fetish!
     
  4. rrj_gamz

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    I'd still hit it...
     
  5. emjohn

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    I wouldn't. She'd lose out to crackers in my bed.

    Evan
     
  6. RocketMan Tex

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    Anyone who is having sex with Britney Spears already has a cracker in their bed!

    :D
     
  7. Smokey

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    Britney hasn't been hot since she was 16 :eek:
     
  8. Isabel

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    I like a little coffee in my milk, myself. :)

    I'm surprised she didn't just send the bodyguard or someone else out to pick up the drinks, unless maybe they just wanted to drink them while running other errands.

    There is no excuse for not taking a minute to put the baby in his car seat. Especially driving with a baby in your arms. Look, guys, don't even drive with your dog in the same seat with you. It's a distraction and dangerous.
     
  9. Master Baiter

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    Sissy ;)
     
  10. Saint Louis

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    Spears, Duff and Lohan all looked better at 16 then now.
     
  11. percicles

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    You do mean coffee right?
     
  12. Bullard4Life

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    And some are breathtaking.
     
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    This is a very shallow site, and I only scan for the humor in their articles...

    www.thesuperficial.com

    Case in point:


    And despite the obvious danger of this specific situation, I'm pretty sure that smoking, drinking, and funneling sugary coffee down your throat isn't good for your nursing child either. Or for the 'alleged' spawn now bred.

    Maybe sterilization should be enforced on morons.
     
  14. peleincubus

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    mmmm i love me some lindsey lohan.
     
  15. bejezuz

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    Most women peak at 16. It's true. Nine out of ten high school hotties will be total cows by the time they are 24. You all remember those girls from school who weren't hot in middle school, but sophmore year in high school they were smokin. Then, by the time they hit drinking age, it's back to normal. This seems to be especially true of all women I've met from Louisiana. Go figure.

    A true beauty gets better with age. Most flash in the pan "Pop Stars" have a very short shelf life.
     
  16. lpbman

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    Alcohol and the law that says girls of Louisiana must get pregnant every year.

    Every time I hear this I think of Madonna and Cindi Lauper... you know the one with "Staying Power"... although that statement is stereotypically true
     
  17. Faos

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  18. Deckard

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    When my daughter was a baby, I had her strapped in like an astronaut in her carseat, in the third seat of my minivan. We were going a very short distance to eat at a Luby's cafeteria, when I stopped at a light. The light changes, I move into the intersection, and a pickup truck runs the light, going at least 50, and takes the front of the van right off. I ultimately ended up with back surgery... she wasn't injured.

    Spears is an immature, asinine idiot. That's the nicest thing I can think of to call her.
     
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    a 10 lb object in a 30 mph collision is thrown at a 300 mph equivalent on impact












    Britney's baby weighs more than that. What an idiot for a mother. :mad:
     
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    Wide shoulders and narrow hips with small breasts != hot
     

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