Breaking up is hard to do.

At first I thought you were talking about smoking.

YOU CAN BEAT THIS B_TCH, sir.

 

damn, that was some good writing. Good luck my man.

 

would you mind if i date her?

 

This would make for a good monologue.

 

wow. sounds like life is going to be pretty rough for a while. hang in there.

 

I'll drink to that! Good luck MM.

 

I've only known you for about two months. You like to hang out in my refrigerator...staring at my other food while you show off your massive package. I didn't used to know you at all. I didn't like your friends in the can or in the bottle. I only like you when you are under pressure. Now, every time I open the refrigerator, I think of you. I see your little tap and all I want to do is "tap that". I bought some little plastic cups to use with you...because they seem to control how much of you I can use in one visit. I like how much "head" you have when I get you to come out. You taste so good on the lips and in the mouth. You keep me coming back for more. You last for up to thirty days (wow) and I can't seem to quit you now. I love all 1.5 gallons of what you produce.

Folks...no...I'm not gay. lol. I'm referring to my relatively newfound friend...Mr. Party Ball. I rarely drank before because I prefer beer on tap but, now that the party ball has come out, I always have one tapped and in my refrigerator. I've always thought about getting a kegerator and all that...just so I can drink beer on tap. I always discounted that idea. Now, I've got a source of beer I can deal with...even if the Miller Lite variety.

Breaking up is now definitely hard to do...when I quit you no problem before.

You complete me...when I need completing.

 

THIS THREADS SHADOW moe's thread

 

who is going to start the
Hey Major Malcontent.... thread?

Nice writing OP. Best of luck to you.

 

Best of luck MM, just stay strong and focused, you'll come out ok in the end!

 

Never drank in my life, besides half a beer when I was maybe 7 to show off to my bro in law, and a few sips of wine on new years. I wish you the best of luck man.

Stay strong...it amazes me how many people drink. I always like to say that there are other ways to have fun. Think of what makes you happy in life...hopefully, that medicine is enough.

Good luck.

 

You had a brother-in-law when you were 7 years old?

 

Very well written. And I think you are drawing the line in the right place.

 

My half sister was born in 74...I was born in 92.

 

I have a neice 1 year older than I am, so I had a brother in law when I was born.

 

Wow, really impressive read. Good for you, hope you do well.

 

Good luck to you. Just focus on being a person you want to be to the people you care for.

 

Hope it works out for you. I've tried to quit that b****, but never can. Luckily it only affects my wallet, rather than hurting those around me.

 

good luck, MM