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Breaking News: Yao opts out of his contract!!!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by abc2007, Apr 1, 2010.

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  1. theogcasey

    theogcasey Member

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    Uhh... What happened in the front office??
     
    #21 theogcasey, Apr 1, 2010
  2. CountyClerk

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    [​IMG]
     
    #22 CountyClerk, Apr 1, 2010
  3. RMGEEGEE

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    Rofl.
    Random gorilla picture in a Yao April fool's thread.

    I love clutchfans.
     
    #23 RMGEEGEE, Apr 1, 2010
  4. Nero

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    Analysis of a Thought Process:

    1: Scratch armpit. Realize future is bleak.

    2: Look for some small bit of joy in life.

    3: Realize today is April 1

    4: Assume everyone else in the world forgets it is April 1

    5: Decide to cleverly fool everyone in world with clever prank

    6: Realize perfect location to plan and execute clever prank

    7: Log onto Clutchfans

    8: Realize there is no big April 1 prank on splash page - good, everyone forgot it's April 1

    9: Click New Post to place amazingly clever April 1 prank post

    10: Realize have not thought of clever prank yet

    11: Panic

    12: Cast about blindly for any idea, clever or not

    13: Settle on non-clever prank idea

    14: Type out lame non-clever prank idea, and follow with an immediate admission of prank, thus intensifying lameness

    15: Click Submit

    16: Sit back, satisfied with own genius

    17: Watch panicked responses from millions of Clutchfans faithful

    18: Wait for praise for genius of remembering today is April 1

    19: Spend rest of day debating own genius with every other poster in thread

    20: Watch pr0n
     
    #24 Nero, Apr 1, 2010
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  5. kikimama

    kikimama Member

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    All that work, when he could have just skipped to step 20.
     
    #25 kikimama, Apr 1, 2010
  6. da_juice

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    This one is just plain stupid. But even stupider are you people that believed him.
     
    #26 da_juice, Apr 1, 2010
  7. across110thstreet

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    a lesson to the OP:
    know your role

    did you see what I did there?
     
    #27 across110thstreet, Apr 1, 2010
  8. GRENDEL

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    I always thought that was step 1.
     
    #28 GRENDEL, Apr 1, 2010
  9. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1ytCEuuW2_A&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1ytCEuuW2_A&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
    #29 REEKO_HTOWN, Apr 1, 2010
  10. Harrisment

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    You should be banned for contributing the most annoying post of the year. That has to be the worst font/size/image/color combination that I've ever seen on these forums. Seriously.
     
    #30 Harrisment, Apr 1, 2010
  11. Fullcourt

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    abc2007, why do you reply to a quote before you actually quote them? I won't stand for this tomfoolery any longer!
     
    #31 Fullcourt, Apr 1, 2010
  12. nolimitnp

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    Yeah I'm kinda disappointed he didn't put something up this year. He totally caught me off guard when he said Olajuwon was coming out of retirement to help the Rockets when Yao went down in 07-08 I believe. I was absolutely overcome with joy for a good 20 minutes before I remembered the date. Finally I went to ESPN figuring it to be the top story. LOL
     
    #32 nolimitnp, Apr 1, 2010
  13. BigTex

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    didn't fool me
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    oh yeah
     
    #33 BigTex, Apr 1, 2010
  14. dntrwl

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    posting just so I can give this one star. A kindergarten student could've come up with this
     
    #34 dntrwl, Apr 1, 2010
  15. RocketForever

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    *yawn*

    The more astonishing news is abc2007 has decided to opt out of his cf.net membership.
     
    #35 RocketForever, Apr 1, 2010
  16. Rock3t Man

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    Someone educate this fool on April Fools' day.
     
    #36 Rock3t Man, Apr 1, 2010
  17. Angkor Wat

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    April FAILS!!!
     
    #37 Angkor Wat, Apr 1, 2010
  18. wgray

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    bs apl 1
     
    #38 wgray, Apr 1, 2010
  19. ansfjs73

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    YOU ACTUALLY GOT ME THERE!!!!!! seriously you did
     
    #39 ansfjs73, Apr 1, 2010
  20. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    The least you could have done is make a fake ESPN web page link. Heck, I did that last year when I said Yao was gonna join the dynamo.
     
    #40 Pizza_Da_Hut, Apr 1, 2010
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