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[BREAKING NEWS] Sarah Jessica Parker in head-on collision!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Depressio, Jan 13, 2011.

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  1. Eps

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    postful post is postful. :cool:
     
    #61 Eps, Jan 14, 2011
  2. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    RRaccoon,

    I love ya man and you know that but it is pretty much a proven fact that SJP is a horse-face. Maxim's readers voted her the most unsexiest woman on the planet and that led to one of my favorite all-time quotes:

    "It upset him, because it has to do with his judgement too. It's condemnation, it's insane. What can I do?"
    - Sarah Jessica Parker talking about Matthew Broderick 3/18/2008

    When I first read that quote, it came across to me that Matthew couldn't care less about SJP's feelings - he only cared about HIMSELF and how he looked like a loser for being with her, lol. But then again as Ferris Bueller, he probably didn't picture himself ending up with a nag like SJP. :p

    And for the record, I have made fun of SJP's looks to my wife, daughter, but not to my 2 year old son. But give him another year or so and I will! And both my wife and daughter agree that she is extremely unattractive.
     
    #62 Manny Ramirez, Jan 14, 2011
  3. Depressio

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    Why does that matter? Are you my kid? Are you a child? Should I act on here like I would in front of my kids? The analogy is completely irrelevant and completely illogical. Do you act this illogical in front of your kids? Do you make wild analogies that make little sense in front of your kids? Do you ever smile or make crude jokes? Are you sad?

    P.S. - I don't have kids.
     
    #63 Depressio, Jan 14, 2011
  4. RocketRaccoon

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    Manny,

    While I appreciate the love and have tons of respect for you understand most of my diatribe is not directed at you personally.

    I will never accept making fun of people is a good thing. Period.
    I will never accept grown men and women doing this. Period
    I will never accept that mature people can join a internet forum and act like complete assholes. Period.

    Is this really how you guys act at home, in your work place, going out to dinner, etc., laughing and pointing your fingers at someone? Didn't anybody teach you that that's childish behavior?

    And don't give me excuses. There is no excuse for this behavior. None. Zip. Nada. You and everybody here absolutely knows that this is wrong. Every philosophical system says its wrong. Every religious idea says its wrong. How does following a childish prank on the internet make it right?

    Grow up and act for you own accord. Not someone else's.

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    And TSchmal, you have nothing to say to me.
     
    #64 RocketRaccoon, Jan 14, 2011
  5. LonghornFan

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    If you read that post as Mr. Belvedere it's so much more awesome.

    You need a blunt.
     
    #65 LonghornFan, Jan 14, 2011
  6. Shaud

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    Is your name RocketRaccoon around your kids?
     
    #66 Shaud, Jan 14, 2011
  7. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Guys,

    He is right and we all know it. Too many times we say and post things because we are behind a keyboard that we know in our heart we would never say to a person's face.

    With that being said, I am not going to be as hardcore as he is on SJP - anyone else, you better believe I'll be coming at you assholes with both barrels but when it comes to SJP, I'll be like Jeff on the D&D - have at it, you animals. ;)
     
    #67 Manny Ramirez, Jan 14, 2011
  8. across110thstreet

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    this is where I'm at on the matter.

    it's almost as if the OP just made the SJP horse-face correlation.

    and TScham, YOU didn't share any thing, you read a thread in another forum, used the same picture, and ran with it here...

    it easily could have been placed in any other SJP/horseface related threads and not caused such a ruckus.

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=155458&highlight=sarah+jessica+parker

    it just seems so half-assed in its attempt
     
    #68 across110thstreet, Jan 14, 2011
  9. Royals Ego

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    i lol'd
     
    #69 Royals Ego, Jan 14, 2011
  10. Depressio

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    OK, you got me, I am insensitive to Sarah Jessica Parker's feelings.

    I apologize to you, Sarah Jessica Parker. You are a beautiful, strong woman who has had many enviable roles in many films. I am only projecting my jealousy of your success as an anonymous Internet poster. I hope that, if we meet, you can forgive my indiscretions and we can forge ahead with a friendly demeanor. Again, I apologize, Sarah.

    And for the rest of you, I apologize for trying to convey a joke I found humorous. I am a terrible person for finding it funny. I should not have laughed, and should not have shared what I found on reddit with you all simply because I found it amusing. Please forgive me. Honestly, I deserve a lot of negative reputation, so please report all of my posts in this thread that were deemed insensitive and I will verify I get the punishment I sorely deserve. I feel the positive reputation and reception I got was unjust and is tainted, so moderators, if you can remove it I would be grateful.

    And to across110thstreet and RocketRaccoon, you are better men than I. Obviously I have not grown up to the point where I cannot find humor where others can, so I will continue to strive to find that level of maturity that you certainly have. I hope that in my old age I will cease to find humor in such puerile things and I can continue to decay unhappily, and without insensitive jokes. I will be better for it. I thank you for your patience and guidance in helping me through this matter.

    I hope all parties addressed above can forgive me, and I hope I did not miss anyone.
     
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  11. Harrisment

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    You should really try getting off of your high horse.
     
    #71 Harrisment, Jan 14, 2011
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  12. KingCheetah

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    So I guess her appearance at the Houston livestock show and rodeo is off.
     
    #72 KingCheetah, Jan 14, 2011
  13. The Real Shady

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    #73 The Real Shady, Jan 14, 2011
  14. Miguel

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    ^ :grin:
     
    #74 Miguel, Jan 14, 2011
  15. Major Malcontent

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    Ms. Parker makes more off residuals from 1 season of Sex and the City than I probably ever will in life.

    So if someone wants to say her best role was as War Admiral in Seabiscuit. Then I am guessing she can handle it.
     
    #75 Major Malcontent, Jan 14, 2011
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    You know at first when I saw this thread I thought it was tasteless, but man I find it hilarious now.
     
    #76 TheRealist137, Jan 14, 2011
  17. Jontro

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    I don't get it, so was SJK in the car when the horse jumped in?
     
    #77 Jontro, Jan 14, 2011
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  18. DollarBill

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    Some people here should lighten the $&$$ up!
     
    #78 DollarBill, Jan 14, 2011
  19. pippendagimp

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    i'll never forgive HBO for makes such a heinous looking creature the star of a show about manhattan chicks :rolleyes:
     
    #79 pippendagimp, Jan 14, 2011
  20. LonghornFan

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    Awesome, thread turned so awesome.
     
    #80 LonghornFan, Jan 14, 2011
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