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[Breaking News] Boy Floats away in a Balloon

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Stack24, Oct 15, 2009.

  1. kikimama

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    What if they had a big breakfast and dropped an early deuce?
     
  2. AroundTheWorld

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    I fully agree with you and took the liberty to add one crucial part you had forgotten...
     
  3. IROC it

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    I think the mom fart is the moral to the story.
     
  4. Hmm

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    voice of experience...?
     
  5. IROC it

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    She's obviously been abused and has lost control of her sphincter.


    Richard Heene is a monster.
     
  6. Hilltopper

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    NSFW Language

    <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QdUH8AZ1-a8&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QdUH8AZ1-a8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>
     
  7. BmwM3

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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G9Ib6d6yVMM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G9Ib6d6yVMM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

    Doing a great job raising his kids.
     
  8. ima_drummer2k

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    That's nothing. Check out this video. Someone posted it in this thread, but it was kind of lost in the shuffle.

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nmlBPAY90MM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nmlBPAY90MM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
  9. across110thstreet

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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uvq-8ji9hU0&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uvq-8ji9hU0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
  10. mleahy999

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    Why did the guy slap the full nelson on him like he was Billy Jack Haynes? That was a bit much.
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    Shows over, folks... Move along...

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091023/ap_on_re_us/us_balloon_boy_search


    Mom told deputies balloon saga was hoax
    AP



    Larimer County Sheriff Department officers remove several boxes and a computer AP – Larimer County Sheriff Department officers remove several boxes and a computer while executing a search …
    By DAN ELLIOTT, Associated Press Writer Dan Elliott, Associated Press Writer – 2 hrs 29 mins ago

    DENVER – The mother of the 6-year-old boy once feared missing inside a runaway helium balloon admitted the whole saga was a hoax, according to court documents released Friday.

    Mayumi Heene told sheriff's deputies that she and her husband Richard "knew all along that Falcon was hiding in the residence" in Fort Collins, according to an affidavit used to get a search warrant for the home.

    She allegedly told investigators the incident was a hoax meant to make them more marketable to the media.

    "Mayumi described that she and Richard Heene devised this hoax approximately two weeks earlier.... She and Richard had instructed their three children to lie to authorities as well as the media regarding this hoax," the affidavit said.

    Richard Heene has denied a hoax. His lawyer, David Lane, said Friday he is waiting to see the evidence in the case.

    "Allegations are cheap," Lane said.

    Mayumi Heene's lawyer, Lee Christian, was traveling and didn't immediately respond to messages left with his office.

    Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden has said he will recommend charges against the Heenes including conspiracy, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, making a false report to authorities, and attempting to influence a public servant. The most serious charges are felonies and carry a maximum sentence of six years in prison.

    Alderden said authorities also would be seeking restitution for the costs of the balloon chase, though he didn't provide a figure.

    His office has said it will likely be next week before it forwards its findings to prosecutors to decide on charges.

    In frantic calls to a TV station, 911 and federal aviation officials, the Heenes reported that they feared Falcon was in the homemade, saucer-like balloon when it was accidentally launched from their back yard last week.

    Millions watched as media and National Guard helicopters tracked the balloon across the Colorado plains. It landed in a dusty farm field, where ground crews looked inside but found no sign of the boy.

    Later, the relieved-looking couple reported Falcon had been hiding in their garage the whole time. But suspicion heated up when Falcon made a comment on CNN that sounded like "You had said we did this for a show."

    Sheriff's deputies questioned the parents separately on Oct. 17, two days after the flight. Mayumi Heene told authorities "she and Richard Heene had lied to authorities on October 15, 2009 (the day of the flight)," the affidavit said.

    She told investigators "that the release of the flying saucer was intentional as a hoax.... The motive for the fabricated story was to make the Heene family more marketable for future media interest," the affidavit said.

    The Heenes twice had appeared on ABC's reality show "Wife Swap," and acquaintances said Richard Heene had plans for other possible shows.

    The producer of "Wife Swap" had a show in development with the Heenes but said the deal is now off. The TLC cable network also said Heene had pitched a reality show months ago, but it passed on the offer.

    Sheriff's officials declined to comment Friday.

    Among the items taken by authorities during the home search Saturday were video cameras, computers, hard drives, a picture of a flying saucer, receipts, papers, a phone/address book and a flight itinerary. The list didn't identify the passenger, destination or date of travel.
     
  12. Two Sandwiches

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    I think Heene should be jailed for two things:

    1. Being an absolute moron imbecile.

    2. Naming a human being "Falcon."
     
  13. rocketsjudoka

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    What the hell was the problem with the guy in the yellow shirt? First off he blindsides the guy with a full nelson, second he can't keep it on so they guy nails him.
     
  14. rocketsjudoka

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    I hate questioning other people's parenting but what kind of parents not only let their kids use that kind of languange but encourage it in a rap video?

    I've heard that being parent isn't the same as being the friend of your kids and that video shows why.
     
  15. across110thstreet

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    lol. I love the updates still coming in.

    "it was a hoax"

    Thank you, detectives!
     
  16. VanityHalfBlack

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    Fight mono e mono like a man, don't come from behind and full nelson the guy like that..
     
  17. AroundTheWorld

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    Why do the husband and the wife even have two separate lawyers? Preparing for a divorce...?
     
  18. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Sounds like the guy is a control freak arsehole...and he is raising kids to be the same....lovely.

    DD
     
  19. across110thstreet

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    when the dad encourages the entire family to continue to lie to investigators and the media, the mom probably got a lawyer who told her if she cooperates, she won't see any jail time.

    her motherly instinct would kick in, you would imagine. she might be thinking about being separated from her kids, so she is telling the truth finally..
     
  20. DaDakota

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    It reads like Dad is the problem here.

    DD
     

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