Hey yo Balloon Boy, I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish but JonBenet Ramsey was the most terrifying missing child case of all time.
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Well, I'm glad that the boy that may or may not have been in a box that may or may not have been attached to a balloon that may or may not have been able to lift the weight of the child that may or may not have reached heights between 5,000 and 17,000 feet is OK.