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who in the hell talks to their mother about her specific sexual history?

that's ****ed

 

My family was in Vegas a few years ago getting drunk at Voodoo Lounge. I come back from the bathroom and my mom says, "Blake (that's my name), come here I have a question for you. Have you ever had a blowjob". I respond, "of course Mom, I've had plenty of them". She looks at me sternly and goes, "I was referring to the shot". I guess the place had a shot called a blowjob and they were about to order a round.

But as far as specific, yeah, I've never talked to my Mom about that. Hmm just wanted to make sure he could still respect his mother. Because you know, pushing him out of her vagina, raising him, etc. doesn't mean jack if she's engaged in anal sex.

And Hmm, just because you don't know they've had a penis up their sphincter doesn't mean it hasn't happened. I'm guessing they may know how you feel about this issue and if you've asked them, so they may have lied.

 

I will attempt to save this thread.

Spoiler

 

no.. erroneous...

the cause behind the way i behaved with her.. was something completely different.. I had developed a certain illusion/ideal with her.. that was specific to her.. and it wasn't damaged by a misinterperating of simple promiscuity or casual sex.. because the ideal wasn't puritan.. or prudish.. she simply hadn't done those things out of pleasure.. or love.. she told me this herself.. she even admitted to not even receiving any pleasure from all of her "mistakes"... because she had much sadder reasons for her actions.. afraid-of-loneliness-and-being-alone-reasons... which could've been avoided.. if she had allowed me to've been there for her much sooner in our life together.. she's just never been well.. emotionally..

these were true "sexual mistakes"...


and I do wish I had dealt with it much differently than I did.. I continue to pay for it.. to this day..

honestly you're all misunderstanding or misconstruing everything I say.. my current girlfriend has had numerous partners in her past.. and she believes in casual sex.. when not in a serious relationship.. it has nothing to do with what you think...

 

and I was almost one of 'em... but I prevented it.. I picked up the signs right away.. this was before we were in a relationship..

 

Very nice!

If your post does not save this thread, then I've lost hope.

 

I'm a 'little' more open minded than that...

 

This thread is officially FUBAR.

 

Its funnier reading these posts, thinking Hmm is being sarcastic.

 

For some reason when I read his posts I am getting this Hannibal Lecter voice in my head....its awesome.

 

Second attempt at saving thread and
IBTL

 

2nd attempt part 2










not that impressive at all

 

Keep fighting the good fight.

You can tell she's a freak...

 

I want to see his K-Fed visual joke.

 

Bigsherv;

Your efforts to save this thread are most appreciated.

 

I came in loling then I got to like page 4 and it had turned to meh. I hope we can save this sinking ship.

 

I think you're headed in the right erection... I mean direction.

 

The arm hair is a bit of a turn off. But still, I'd hit that.

 

Nice pics!! Keep saving this thread!