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Boy dies after fapping 42 times

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LCII, Dec 10, 2011.

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  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Well I'm glad I learned to always stop at 41
     
    #21 CCorn, Dec 10, 2011
  2. raj87

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    His whole family was crowded around him, chanting "Hercules, Hercules!"
     
    #22 raj87, Dec 10, 2011
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  3. Jugdish

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    Good on him.

    We should all die doing what we love.
     
    #23 Jugdish, Dec 10, 2011
  4. Dei

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    The penis is not a muscle. It doesn't get stronger with practice.
     
    #24 Dei, Dec 10, 2011
  5. Commodore

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    [​IMG]
     
    #25 Commodore, Dec 10, 2011
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    #26 txppratt, Dec 10, 2011
  7. GlenRice

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    I'm 12 and what is this... oh no wait I totally know what is this :)
     
    #27 GlenRice, Dec 10, 2011
  8. Daedalus

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    the person that told me about cumming when i was a kid warned me "Your body only has 100 of these... after that, you die."

    It was a terrifying week-end.
     
    #28 Daedalus, Dec 10, 2011
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  9. jae713

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    They found 42 crusted over tissues next to his body. ;)
     
    #29 jae713, Dec 10, 2011
  10. Pole

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    The day before was laundry day......his mom had washed his whole three week supply of socks.
     
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  11. Acedude

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    Not sure if serious...
     
    #31 Acedude, Dec 10, 2011
  12. RedRedemption

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    I'm guessing dehydration would be the main issue or something...
    Or mineral depletion. Don't you excrete massive amounts of zinc and other minerals every time you ejaculate?
     
    #32 RedRedemption, Dec 10, 2011
  13. kidcave9

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    That's the way to go out...
     
    #33 kidcave9, Dec 10, 2011
  14. amaru

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    The penis is a muscle.
     
    #34 amaru, Dec 10, 2011
  15. TheFreak

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    In a row?
     
    #35 TheFreak, Dec 10, 2011
  16. AroundTheWorld

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    Nope.
     
    #36 AroundTheWorld, Dec 10, 2011
  17. cardpire

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    I blame obama.
     
    #37 cardpire, Dec 10, 2011
  18. No Worries

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    I blame the public eduction system. 4 + 2 does not equal 42.
     
    #38 No Worries, Dec 10, 2011
  19. Lil Pun

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    So he came and went at the same time?
     
    #39 Lil Pun, Dec 10, 2011
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  20. Apps

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    I decided to make this thread the home of my 1,000th post.

    And also, I can't believe no one else has said it! It's so obvious...














    Rest in peace, kid. :(
     
    #40 Apps, Dec 10, 2011
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