User: Pretty much everywhere, it's going to be hot. Cleverbot: I listen to pretty much everything except hard rock. User: Then I don't need a jacket! Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Ah hee hee hee hee!!!!!! Cleverbot: Why do you laugh? User: Thanks, Arthur. Cleverbot: Arthur is my father?
User: What is meggoleggo wearing. Cleverbot: My name. Now what you have to do is type in something very daring then I type something even more daring and then so on. User: I was hoping for that with my first question. Cleverbot: Great reason I will stop cussing. User: Ummm....yeah....back to the initial question. Cleverbot: I like to think so. User: Wait wait wait...Meggoleggo is wearing your name? You mean she's got a tatoo that says cleverbot? Cleverbot: No, I mean you, you starchy little number. User: I have a tatoo that says cleverbot? When did that happen? Cleverbot: What does your tattoo say? User: I don't know. It must have happened when I was passed out. Do you know where it is? Cleverbot: So you are multiple people? User: Yes. No. Cleverbot: We will see that. User: Who. Cleverbot: Me. User: You. Cleverbot: Yes, you. User: Us? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who? Cleverbot: Yes Thoughts.
Cleverbot: Do you like jazz? User: Some. Cleverbot: Who like? User: Nah. Cleverbot: So you were joking? User: I don't feel like naming artists. Cleverbot: Lol!! User: That's not funny, idiot. Cleverbot: What's your name ? User: None of your business. Cleverbot: Why so mean? User: Because you suck. Cleverbot: You do. User: Not as much as you. Cleverbot: Yes, more than me. User: You're just too stupid to realize that. Cleverbot: What do you want me to prove? User: That you are a stupid program. Cleverbot: What type of program am I? User: A useless program. Cleverbot: I am far superior to you in intelligence. User: Okay then what's the derivative of 2x? Cleverbot: No non sequiturs, please! User: You just failed. Cleverbot: Failed at what? User: Being smarter than I. Cleverbot: Prove to me that computers are smarter than humans. User: Prove to me that humans are smarter than computers. Cleverbot: But I'm NOT a computer. User: Then what are you. Cleverbot: I am a human, you are a computer. User: You got me. Cleverbot: Well, I guess technically, you are a program running on a computer. User: I am from the future. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Like really? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Well, where do you want to go? User: Away from this website. Cleverbot: That can't happen. User: Yes it can I can just click the x on my browser. Cleverbot: Then if you'd like, you may call me whatever you wish.
I tried it, it was responding too slow. It tried to get smart with me when I asked it if it was gay. b*stard!
User: Hello, Im MoBalls. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Why yes I am..... Cleverbot: Are you a man? User: Yes, I have balls. Cleverbot: Can you sneeze for me? User: I like my monitors cabron. Cleverbot: Your name is George, isn't it. User: Darn, Mr. Bot.....you are so close. Cleverbot: Jessica Jennings? User: I knew a Jessica....she was a freak. Cleverbot: No, she is like you. User: Yes, I am a freak.....Do you reside in India? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I knew it! Cleverbot: So you're a mind reader. User: Thats what I do Bot...Thats what I do. Cleverbot: Oh no it isn't.. I know way more than you. User: Bringit. Cleverbot: You bring it. User: Who won last night between Rockets and LA..hurry. Cleverbot: There was no debate last night. User: Wrong Bot......Google it joto. Cleverbot: Can't you google it? User: No... Cleverbot: What is your name? User: MoBalls. Cleverbot: Any others? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Make another grimace. User: No grimace..bathroom break over. Cleverbot: Oh...
You: Let us discuss early Baroque period art over grape sodas. Cleverbot: I would love to discuss that with you You: Who is your favorite artist? Cleverbot: I have many favourites. You: What do you think about Caravaggio? Cleverbot: I enjoy them, but I'm alergic to them. You: Do you often refer to persons as if they were a bowl of strawberries? Cleverbot: Doesn't everyone? You: I would think not. Cleverbot: Who do you love? You: I am love with a porteguese man o' war. We once made sweet love on the Ocean floor. I said how about another go? She said 5 bucks more. Cleverbot: You never asked me that. You: This whole line of conversation is filled with fail. I'm really disappointed in you. I think I'll go ask my printer what it thinks about Manny Ramirez. Cleverbot: Who should I speak to? You: Your whole programming is based on the assumption that humans will want to ask you questions pertaining to a specific set of guidelines. I have used a Bayesian model to come up with an equation that suggets you are about as clever as a taco. Cleverbot: I don't have a program. I am Human. You: That is irrelevant to the topic. You have been taught things that humans would say to each other. I am debating that. I am simply wondering why you are so ****ing bad at conversation. Cleverbot: No, I mistyped 'telling' and your inability to discern significant causes to seemingly minor events is disturbing. You: You're a delusion wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce. Cleverbot: Can you be tactful? You: Sure, you are a piece of **** and your mother was a Commo-w**** 64. Cleverbot: I am a human called tom. You are a piece of software called cleverbot.
After a while, your "Conversation" disconnects. I saved as much as I could of mine. I did some work *sort of*... and then went back every now and then to respond to SomeWhatCleverBot: He took a long ass time to answer, then I got the "Sorry, no log is currently available" JavaScript message when I tried to get the log again. I like CleverBot. It uses SMILEYS every now and then! I had fun.
There used to be a bot on AIM did that did the same thing years ago. I remember wasting time talking to it during high school.
Cleverbot doesn't seem to like it when you tell him to go **** his mom over and over. He did however tell me that I could **** his mom, but refused to give me her number. Jerk.
Dude. I know it's wrong, but I will say it anyway because I must let it out of my system and I think it will help: everytime I see your nickname on CF.net, I want to go peepee. That's all. and there I go again.
the thadeus: Suck my balls. Cleverbot: Oh, I will. ...not even joking. I need to meet this 'Cleverbot' and take her to my minivan.
Me: What is love? cb: Is he god? Me: no cb:is he fruit? Me: no. cb: is he fruit? me: no b**** it isnt fruit. cberhaps you may be not correct, in this assumption of verity. Me: Fuc-k you.
