I have a question (speaks in an intellectual way) Could their possibly be a booty so tight, that you can light a match from it?
I don't think so. I was watching Howard Stern one time and there was this chick that was on who claimed that her booty was so tight she could bounce quarters off it. She did indeed have a pretty muscular butt (unattractively so), but not one of the quarters they threw at it bounced off...they all just stuck to her skin.
Must be a female thing, too - my wife is definitely in the jugs camp. She even likes the implant kind...because they are more "real." Baudrillard would be proud.
The junk in the trunk... For all the ladies that don't have em, the ta-tas can be added... But let's not forget the legs...I love Daisy Dukes...
Fake boobs are repulsive. Natural ones, of any size, are beautiful. That said, if I gotta pick, I vote booty.
Jeff you are the luckiest man alive. A boob loving cheerleader! Awesome I'll take boobs also. With a side of booty please.
Hmm..very intruiging. I shall continue to watch this documentary on this.. Howard Stern character and make a note of how the glutius maximus reacts on situations such as the quarter.