Bonds wins 4th MVP in a row, 7th overall

Not really.

 

100+ Intentional Walks = MVP

One of the most unreal baseball stats I have ever seen.

 

Body armor and a tiny strike zone dont hurt either.

 

I agree with what you are saying but the problem I have is that he has all these natural gifts that you listed, hand eye coordination, patience, bat speed and when thats combined with 40 pounds of extra muscle(that imo is from roids) the ball leaves the park instead of being a solid single or double.