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Boki Bet - Sam's Sig

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by DaDakota, Apr 21, 2005.

  1. richirich

    richirich Member

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    oops, didn't realize there was a page two.

    the rest would be:

    betting against scrub white boy small forwards.
     
  2. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    I voted for George W Bush and Boki still averaged over 8 ppg for New Orleans.
     
  3. haven

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    Two positive things about Boki:

    (1) The guy can toss an entry pass very well. He was better than anyone else on our team at it last year, and this year...better than anyone except McGrady. That's a nice skill - if he ever finds a team with a good post guy again, it'll show.

    (2) He's great on the break. The guy just flows down the court, and finishes nicely. He was better at spacing last year than the guys he was running with on the team. Boki couldn't hold a candle to Francis or Mobley in the half-court (duh!)...but he was better on the break.
     
  4. AroundTheWorld

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    This is a bit long for a signature.
     
  5. arno_ed

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    "My friend Boki was traded to New Orleans,
    and all he gave me was this Lousy Sig"
     
  6. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    Oh, c'mon. At least make it an actual punishment:

    "I bow to the supreme and awesome power of DaDakota, for he is far wiser than I. Plus, I have a small penis."
     
  7. AstroRocket

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    Got my vote.
     
  8. bigtexxx

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    I'd like to make a motion to exclude Sam's time on vacation (and hence away from the bbs) from the 90 day punishment period. It was clear that there was premeditation on his part around this issue. He's quite a conniving adult gamer.
     
  9. SamFisher

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    Nonsense, texxx, I have made no secret of my walkabout - likewise DD is out of the country for the next few months anyway so it goes both ways. Your suggestion is overruled.
     
  10. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    But I have internet access and am back and forth.....

    Doesn't matter to me it is for 90 days after the season, and that doesn't end until June.

    :)

    DD
     
  11. SamFisher

    SamFisher Member

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    I'm leaving in June and will be gone for 180 days or so - so if you want to see my small penis after every post, you better hurry up and give me one while I'm still wired.....



    (will this make classic moments?

    For whatever its worth, I've logged on to CF.net from Mongolia before (dial up- sucked) so I'm not going to be that unreachable.)
     
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  12. AroundTheWorld

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    Got my vote as well!
     
  13. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    How about just "I have a small penis." Gets straight to the point. And it might very well be true.
     
  14. SamFisher

    SamFisher Member

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    A small penis does get straight to the point, rather quickly too.
     
  15. bigtexxx

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    Sam we see right through your attempted ruse. You're trying to convince us that you will be nearly unreachable for 180 days? That's around 6 months. You're not fooling anybody. I'll be on the lookout for your new identity on the bbs. It shouldn't be hard to spot for a number of reasons.
     
  16. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Fine....Sam......here is your new Sig !!




    "I bow to the supreme and awesome knowledge of DaDakota, for he is far wiser, and much more handsome than I.

    Plus I have a very small penis, but hope that my new penis pump will bring me up to that full 2 inches of glorious manhood that I seek, and desperatly need to be considered more than the hermaphrodite that I am, today."
     
  17. SamFisher

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    Texxx, obviously metropolitan areas such as Dehli, Mumbai, Shanghai, etc will be connected, as will many smaller cities - no doubt I will be able to log in then. However, certain periods, such as when I am scaling massive Himalayan peaks (solo, thanks a lot) will leave me out of reach.
     
  18. SamFisher

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    Done....Handsome?
     
  19. Mr. Clutch

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    Now, go post.
     
  20. basso

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    you forgot -sura feints-
     

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