That's some grade A bullcrap right there. Like starting Ish Smith and having him go off in the fantasy playoffs.
Sam, tell me how my ass tastes? I'm hungry like the wolf bro. For your ass. Wait. That sounded like teh ghey.. Lulz. Ysahe go make that baseball thread son, your ****box is stomped in. Michael. ****ing. Carter. ****ing. Williams. Like... 12th round pick? That is @dmorey swag you ****ing twatlets.
Yeah, I was worried about that first round match up. Always thought there was a good chance I would lose because my top guys weren't scheduled for many games this week. Oh well. Stomp him, Pete.
I smell a third title. Flash will be an easy trick. He will play some dip**** waiver guy who sucks. The extra 80 hours he puts in vulturing the wire will be for naught.
I won? Sweet. "My 2 best players were out, WAH WAH WAH, baby crying, wahhhh" - pretty sure my best two players were also out, crybaby pee-pee baby.
Didn't say they were out, numbnuts. I said they were scheduled for a low number of games for the week, which is worse. What is up with the two douchebaggiest managers with their douchebaggy victory celebrations getting first round wins this year? Looking forward to a Flash vs. Pete final.
I bet you are looking forward to the final because you don't have anything else worth looking forward to in life.
So much for me playing some dip**** waiver wire scrub. Mo Williams? Really? Just couldn't resist the 5 game slotting huh.
Wow Dieng is just eating right now. Eating boards up. Goodness. I wanted to pick him up but then sure enough faygele over here was already with browser up along with a "Young 18 year old Latinas YouPorn" tab open like nonstop. I bet you have that search result bookmarked. Could be all for naught, but I rest easier seeing such a large sum nestled so cozy as the first slot on your bench. As if to say "Let us go ahead and make sure this one is the first one you see every 600 times you check this during the week". Nah I'm just kidding around man. You suck though. For Real.
