Boban Marjanovic shaking hands with an average joe

Marjanovic, much like Whiteside, is a finished product. He just needs some minutes to show everyone what he's got.

 

I have a nightmare that we're playing the Spurs in the first round of the playoffs in a few months. In my nightmare we're really battling them well the first couple games of the series. And then Pops calls for Boban when the Spurs are down at halftime on our court. Our crowd hushes as this behemoth creature trots onto the court and stands next to Capela making Capela look like a kindergartener standing next to the teacher. Spurs come back and wallop us the rest of that game to take the series lead and sweep us away thereafter with Boban just killing us on the interior and after we double him, he steps out to the high post and bludgeons us with dagger set shots and nifty high-low passes that we don't have a prayer of defending. In my nightmare I'm staring at Morey as he chews the enamel off his teeth and I'm asking him, "Why? Couldn't you have given this guy $1.5 million or something?"

 

Damn he is doing alright with that wife!

 

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What is his story? He must have a pituitary disorder or something, right?