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Boban coming to Houston!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by don grahamleone, Jun 15, 2022.

  1. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Contributing Member

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    For years I've wanted this man in Houston. Now he's getting in his largest vehicle and joining us in H-Town. This is not a joke. I love this man and don't you ruin this for me, Rafael.
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    Get your coasters out, don't be that guy.
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    He will help us reach new heights. He's that guy. He will cut the mustard, well someone will, but he'll get us to that mustard. Trust me.
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    He'll be here on draft night. Get your soup ready (he loves soup in case you didn't know and asks for it in every city he goes to)
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    Mr. Stone,

    I have never thought I'd be able to help this franchise, but today I am sure that I can. I have made hundreds of bowls of soup. The majority of those over the last decade have been from scratch. My soup resume:

    I'll start fast: the Cadillac of Soup: Gumbo (It's better than bubba gump's... trust me Tilman... had it recently and it was awesome... still mine is better (I'm from Louisiana) chicken, seafood, Boban's choice here)
    -Celery soup
    -Seven bean three meat (not) chili
    -Vegetable
    -Chicken and rice
    -Chicken noodle
    -Egg drop
    -Sweet and sour
    -Pho (I'll need to purchase a meat slicer)
    -Tortilla soup
    -Corn soup
    -Lentil
    -Clam Chowder
    -Split Pea
    -Bouillabaisse
    -Consomme
    -Oxtail soup
    -Brocoli cheese
    -Cream of Anything within reason
    -Tomato soup
    -French Onion (even though I'm allergic to eating onions I'll still make it for Boban)
    -Gazpacho (three ways in case he gets bored of my traditional version)
    -Potato Leek
    -Minestrone
    -Mulligatawny
    -(Fill in the blank) bisque

    The only soup I know I won't make is shark-fin soup. Yao would approve. Anyway, if the Boban needs my soup or multiple soups in order to improve team performance, I submit my resume via Clutchfans.

    If you have a soup-guy on the inside already, giddy-up! Let's roll with Boban! I've been awaiting this day!!
     
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    I think he’s a good guy to have in the locker room who will bring joy to the team and is ok with playing very limited minutes…a nice change of pace from the selfishness and attitude problems of a guy like C-Wood or vets like Theis
     
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    I do like him and hope we keep him.

    If you haven't seen Adam Sandler's new basketball movie called "Hustle" then you need to, Boban is in it, as are Kenny Smith, Charles Barkley and so many NBA players.

    The movie is really good.

    DD
     
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    One good part of the trade.
     
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    LET'S ****ING GOOOOO
     
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    Yao except he’s a better actor
     
  9. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Contributing Member

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    Nice. I haven't seen it yet but I will take the recommendation for sure!

    Houston Rockets forever!!!

    Good post, but I did a little FTFY and made it great.
     
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    The guy's going to flip out our youngsters. He'll be great in the locker room and on the bench. Heck, maybe even on the court! I hope we keep him. Boban is gold.

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    Wouldn't be mad holding onto Boban this year, there's going to be a ton of young players we want to keep though unless some more trades are incoming.
     
  12. Cstyle42

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    Waive him.
     
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    we're going from midget ball - to monster ball!

    i like it!
     
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    So that he can wear out all the chairs on the sidelines?
     
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    never heard of him
     
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    Lowkey is better than C-Wood at basketball... :D
     
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    I hope Stone doesn't waive him, we need a new victory cigar.
     
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    Ideal guy to have as a 5th big in the rotation. And an amazing locker room presence. Underrated part of the trade, hopefully he sticks with us...
     
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