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[BLONDE] Jessica Simpson learns the truth...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, Oct 21, 2003.

  1. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    sweet virgin sister of God. Look at the size of those things. :eek: :eek:

    Those things should be floating over stadiums during Football games.
     
  2. AntiSonic

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    What's up with you guys today? Everyone's acting like they've never seen breasts before. :confused:

    Don't get me wrong, they're nice and all, but sheesh... :p
     
  3. meggoleggo

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    Its cuz some of the last pics on this site have been from oktoberfest.... It's been a few days since these guys have seen hot chicks up in here.... I think.
     
  4. moestavern19

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    well not everyone can stare down 4 inches and see a nice pair whenever they want. :p
     
  5. Rockets2K

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    This coming from the resident bbs man ho? ;)

    are you sick my brutha?
     
  6. AntiSonic

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    Real classy, moe. :(

    No, I'm just a square. :(

    And a little perplexed at all the ooh-ing and ah-ing like third graders who just found their dad's stash of Playboys.

    They're attractive... and?...

    Seen one(or two, in this case ;) ) and you've seen 'em all.

    I'll shut up before anyone else flames me.
     
  7. moestavern19

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    I was just playing dude, you left yourself way too open. I in no way meant it as a personal stab. :(
     
  8. AntiSonic

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    Apologies. I shouldn't have reacted like that, must be that time of the month again. :( :)
     
  9. Rockets2K

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    It's all good bud...just take a deep breath and relax...the Rockets' season starts in 9 days..:)
     
  10. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I was thinking about this subject this morning (wonder why?).

    Anyway, I want to ask people here if they think Dolly Parton is great looking? And let's say not the Dolly of now because she is pushing 60 but the one of the '70s and '80s. Because if you want to talk about "puppies", hehehe...
     
  11. Austin70

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    In the 70's and 80's when you mentioned a bald head, you thought of Kojak, big rack you thought of Dolly, and now every star has a bald head or a big rack. Ok, now to Dolly, she had a pretty face, great rack and a nice body, she was hot.
     
  12. Htownhero

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    [​IMG]

    Not too bad.
     
  13. CJHunter

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    To me, 32A and 38F are remarkably different
     
  14. peleincubus

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    I dont think jessicas face is that nice at all.

    :confused:
     
  15. Isabel

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    Looking at that picture... she's so dumb, she forgot to put her bra on when she got dressed.

    I find men's endless fascination with breasts to be amusing... how guys will just stop in the middle of whatever they're doing for the prospect of looking at boobs. Even if it's a pair they've seen many times. What can possibly be so exciting about these strangely shaped things? Of course, it's a male thing, but we're the ones who have to carry these babies around on our chests all day. They get in our way. They bounce uncomfortably when we're running and doing high-impact aerobics. We spend lots of money trying to find good bras. And, assuming we're not nursing a kid, we don't even need them for anything... except exercising power over men, I suppose, should we choose to do that.
     
  16. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I’m not fascinated with ALL boobs. In fact, it’s probably only a small percentage of them that will even catch my eye.

    I AM fascinated with Jessica Simpson’s though. She may be as dumb as an ice cube, but her puppies are STELLAR!
     
  17. moestavern19

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    Nah, you've got it all wrong, it's really just a big pissing contest to see who can come up with the best synonym for breasts :)
     
  18. AroundTheWorld

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    I agree with you.

    I am absolutely against being single-minded and staring at breasts like there is nothing else in the world.




    In other words...


    ...I like staring at girls' butts, too!!!!!!! :D
     
  19. sackonhead

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    Dudes....Those pics of Jessica Simpson are AWESOME.
    I love it when she comes running down the stairs.
    The rib balloons on that woman are fantastic.

    Nick is a total CAD too. How come he never pays for movers???

    Jessica...keep your mouth shut...you ruin the fantasy when you talk!!!

    WORD.

    If ya'll want to see more...I am serious...check this out:
    http://www.tgpump.com


    It is good. I like.:eek:
     
  20. AroundTheWorld

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    Wow, you are not banned yet?
     

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