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Blake (Rocketman95) Just Scratched His Nuts

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocketman95, Nov 20, 2007.

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  1. Blake

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    seconded
     
  2. hotballa

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    someone needs to stick up for Franchise. I don't know why there is so much hate on the poor guy. he took a frigging discount to come back here and now just rots away behind a guy with worse shot selection than Cuttino Mobley. Mike James has the patented "two dribble between the leg-launch a fading falling jumper with 5 guys in front of him" move down pat.
     
  3. Blake

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    there are 37 threads sticking up for him already. I mean, I hate Rafer as much as the next guy, but I can't stand GARM right now b/c of the Steve threads
     
  4. Desert_Rocket

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    That isn't important. With that being said,

    be sure to pick her up on your segway drunk
    take her to a non smoking establishment and smoke
    text her while she sits across the table from you
    voluntarily give up your class ring to her in advance
    delete her from your myspace friends list
    contribute an STD to her cause
    then send out a group email and remove her from your "circle of friends"
    thatz how fattie rollz

    then come tell us all about it and when someone brings it up a few months later, you can acuse them of being someone else because they happen to know a thing or two about your personal life. Oh ya, one more thing, if you are 35, shoot yourself.
     
  5. hotballa

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    I'm not even saying he should start or anything. I just cant believe that Mike James gets more PT than Franchise. Its like he's in heat check mode the minute he gets on the floor. Franchise played a controlled game and withmore time would give us a better chance at winning than watching Mike James launch shots from everywhere ont he court.
     
  6. finalsbound

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    back button 2X
    GARM
    observe.
     
  7. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    :D :D :D

    Still leaving at noon or so on Friday?
     
  8. Blake

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    oh snap

    hotballa: you are preaching to the choir (though I think he should start over Rafer with MJ as 6th man). I am just sick of all of the steve threads, not steve the player
     
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    I don't see enough of it. Way too many Stevie haters for no reason
     
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    Maybe the chick you're having drinks with will help you then!!!! :D
     
  12. Desert_Rocket

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    Ya, earlier actually, lots of people have the same idea since most are off work on friday and traffic gets bad on the hover dam, so we are now leaving at 9am Friday morn.
     
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    such a tease..
     
  14. Rocketman95

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    I'm taking my laptop with me to post play-by-play from the bar.

    Desert_Rocket, that sucks. I should make another trip out there in the first few months of 2008.
     
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    awww..well played, playah. there's nothing more that chicks dig than high tech savvy. all that stuff about paying attention and actually engaging in a conversation are all bunk, anyway. :D
     
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    Be sure to make inappropriate jokes and then brag about it here. It helps if you call someone with one arm "stumpy" or brag about how you already did some "ugly chick 4 strokes and you were out."

    Then be sure to tell us how all of your friends also think it's funny so we know that the people you hang out with are just as awesome as you are.

    It's also imperative that you let us know that you think your inappropriate joke was funny. Otherwise we might not ever know!
     
  17. B-Bob

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    blue, blue, blue...
    anything to avoid the polo. :(

    My ultimate pwnage on the BBS was that thread about threads. :(
     
  18. Desert_Rocket

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    Classic.
     
  19. leroy

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    Ok. Why not just add it here...

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=137917

    Now, back on topic...

    What was the topic?
     
  20. Rashmon

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    This thread has some real potential. Some more gas for the impending fire...

    It reminds me of the time we were so drunk that my wingmen Maverick and Goose hung that quadriplegic guy on the wall and I put a sign on him that said "Art" and all the drunk babes thought it was so cool that they started texting me incoherently.
     

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